lighterfandango.bsky.social
I am not a lawyer. Also I drank all the throwing wine
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He put all of his dealer's 12 kids through college
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Yeah, the Sith believe that, but why are the random stormtroopers in The Mandalorian willing to lay down their lives for that?
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I guess I just wish they'd include that stuff in the media most people consume, then
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I guess they are all male except for Gwendoline Christie... I never considered the Empire might just be incels
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But in that case why does it matter that they're the Empire? If it's just about power, then the Empire doesn't have power anymore. They got blowed up. Why would you still be loyal to that? Make a new Empire. Call yourselves the Shmempire
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But, like, what's their goal? I guess they're all humans (or whatever space humans are called), so are they racists? They never mention it
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Like, I get that they're basically space Nazis, but they don't seem to actually DO anything or BELIEVE in anything except, like, "evil"
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The people on the plane with me seemed to have a problem, but it works better than any other sleep mask I've ever used so who's the weirdo now?
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I didn't say I didn't still want them!!!!!
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Real talk, this is literally the first time I've heard about it
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Okay just text me
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Me too 😔
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Troye! I know how to spell it, my phone just made me seem dad-er than I am
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Anyway, I'm trying to take some sexy selfies...
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Oops
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Segmented eyes, articulated neck, hard mesothorax. Just like Troy Sivan sings about
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Arched back, ass out, slimy mandibles
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Maybe the screen name just means that *he's* got a tiny dick and also he's not a fighter
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My favorite ones are these super fancy stone ones I got as a gift; my second favorite are old and chipped and honestly are probably a little unsafe to use
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Yes
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I think the implication is that no matter what fake world she lives in (if she lives in one) it'll eventually lead to her becoming a paint faced shell of a person. I figured I might as well let her have the fake world her fake brother is in, but both are bad choices to be sure
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Oh so you don't actually have an objection to him and you're just a troll account trying to discredit actual progressives while pretending to be one yourself. Got it
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Her life is terrible, and it's cruel to make her live it as is. Let her have her personally destructive fantasy
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I can't wear it up, I can't wear it down, I don't know WHAT to do with it
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And god help me if I try ➡️⬇️↘️🅱️
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I support your decision
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All I remember is I'm supposed to do ⬇️↘️➡️🅱️ but every time I try that it shoots a fireball
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I haven't done it since I saw that scene
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I've never been featured on that site and it causes me non-stop self esteem issues
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I call the room that has two adjoining rooms in the floorplan
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So far that show's only taught me that stuffing it with cocaine and then putting a tiny man inside it is a recipe for disaster
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Maybe we can find a community living on some sort of sentient island or mars or whatever
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Oh God, it fires lasers. This is not a joke, I don't know what I'm doing here
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I need an Xavier's School to teach me how to control this thing, or it's gonna hurt someone
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Yes and ish
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If you think I don't already own a lute then you don't know me at all
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I'm not an expert, but I have to assume he's wrong about that
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This gif is garbage, but I don't know how to post original gifs, and also I get off on posting shitty gifs
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For aupport
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It's clearly some kind of power play, I just don't understand it