Profile avatar
lishoon.bsky.social
Cool guy 🆒 😎 Cool dude 🆒 👨
211 posts 55 followers 111 following
Prolific Poster
Conversation Starter

……AI really is making me too powerful.

Rizzler reveals his top 4 favorite things in the universe and they are ALL the Double Don.

“So In honor of our nations coming together I bear a gift, it’s called a “Double Don”, you believe that! So good! The best they doubled me! For you to eat, it’s not made out of me or by me but it does have an onion ring on top.” Emperor Penguin: “We have snow.”

Movie idea: Angels in the Outfield but it’s a Double Don in a soccer ball

When you lock eyes with the back of house cook and they top your Double Don with a fresh onion ring

The employee handling the flat top when I walk in to order all the Double Dons

Or a Double Don

When you are at a function at 10:30 knowing you have a 30 minute drive to the D&M, so you have to speed to get there before close to get to gods country

These are the same results when you google “houses reacting to a Double Don coming fresh out of the kitchen.”

A Double Don with marinara sauce and topped with a mozzarella stick instead of an onion ring is a Double Don Corleone.

Merch

In case you haven’t noticed I’m shifting to Double Don content only on here.

These penguins are looking at a chart depicting their happiness after hearing about what a Double Don is and each day passing that they go out with biting into one.

We have long considered the era after the dark ages as the age of enlightenment…but how can we justifiably say the people and thinkers of this time were “enlightened” when they did not eat a Double Don, nor did they have the the thought to even create such a beautiful entity!?

Yeah…cool, but has Cory Booker ate a Double Don?

Is heaven real? Yes. I live in Omaha.

Thinking about getting buff

TOO MUCH WELCOME TO MOOSEPORT SLANDER OUT THERE TODAY. STAY SAFE FRIENDS. ROMANO 🤝 HACKMAN ❤️

Not enough people talking about “Welcome to Mooseport” right now.

It is a sad day in Mooseport.

Daughtry. That’s it. But only the 2006 self titled album.

Dang shame I’m not eating one of these right now

Good day for some snow melt. Bad day to be a Little King sub sandwich. As Omaha as it gets.

Reminder the Cat in the Hat (2003) is among the greatest and creepiest achievements of humanity. Will be watching this weekend.

I guess I still miss you But talking is for functioning people I guess I still miss you You always said We'd win the lottery someday So I wouldn't have to go away I should have known That I had it all along But I didn't know till you were gone