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I carried a watermelon.
Bringing fruit to the gun fight since 1977.
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I’m just looking forward to drawing lines up the back of my legs, planting my victory garden, and becoming a war-lesbian.
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We are drinking gin, rocking back and forth in a cool room, WIRED. AND YOU?????
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Not her dog.
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Woof, I’d absolutely do the same!
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Oh Cripes! My condolences on THAT experience, Prima 🤢
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Not a first date, but I saw Silence of the Lambs with my Dad, in 5th grade.
The scenes of Miggs “sharing the joy” and Buffalo Bill doing the tuckity-tuck made enough *AWKWARD* for a lifetime!!!!
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He has such a smarmy delivery and a punchable face- as pathetic as it gets. Sycophant Chad is my least favorite of “The Chads”.
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Kindest regards, Jeff- hope that hand-basket accommodated the journey!
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My mom retired at 35 years of being an elementary music teacher. With a classroom on a windowless, vinyl-curtained stage. That sat atop the building’s boiler room. Absolute inferno some years!
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Excellent, Franklin.
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Use it…incorrectly?
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Just once, I’d love to read, “This isn’t my favorite- he really phoned in the ending. If you’re looking for a feel-good book, it’s also not that. Godspeed.” - Stephen King
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Remind me to tell you about that time I grew a pepper.
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We sure do.
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Cripes sake- so in your family, once you hit 30, your face card just goes- Nah we’re good here.