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lizardman.bsky.social
He/Him Social Justice Road Warrior. Insurance employee who supports Medicare For All Comics and cartoons are my jam Cops being unhinged violent weirdos isn't Stop Cop City Protect trans kids It's not that hard to be a decent human being
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I don't think for a sec the Taco in Chief is mad at Harvard because his lil rat didn't get in. He doesn't give a shit about any of his kids (except maybe the one he said we would have sex with if they weren't related). He's mad because Harvard isn't falling in line and that bothers him

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Found one of my Baby's milk bottles under my bed. Not sure how long it's been down there but someone decided to put gross yogurt in it for some reason. Very odd

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Imagine if your last conversation with someone was with JD Vance. I'd probably b̶e̶ ̶m̶u̶r̶d̶e̶r̶e̶d̶ ̶b̶y̶ ̶e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶ ̶a̶ ̶p̶o̶i̶s̶o̶n̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶C̶I̶A̶ ̶c̶h̶o̶c̶o̶l̶a̶t̶e̶ ̶e̶g̶g̶ die too

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gofund.me/0bb5ea7d I met a disabled vet at the fair that could use some help if anyone has in them to give

submitted 81 days ago • 1 comment

futurism.com/elon-musk-tr... PUMP IT DIRECTLY INTO MY VEINS!

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

I got JD Shrek

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Is Elon having all these damn kids because he hopes at least one of them will like him?

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I'm not big city lawyer but If everyone is technically a woman now because of Trump's first executive order wouldn't that cancel out the no "men" in women's sports ban? They're all legally ladies, no fellas to be concerned about.

submitted 118 days ago • 0 comments

Here I am lighting candles and making affirmations hoping this prick overdoses on ketamine already

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

I noticed something about the way Nathan Fillion looks like in the new Superman trailer, portraying my favorite Lantern

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's latest G̶h̶o̶u̶l̶ appointment looks like Deadpool with the wig

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Name a better qualified doctor than Dr Oz

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

It's my son's first birthday today! We got him a bear from build a bear (they have $1 bears for birthdays). I'm not gonna share a photo because I don't want his image in social media though sorry

submitted 196 days ago • 1 comment

It's election day, god help us all

submitted 212 days ago • 0 comments

I'm back bitches, what did I miss?

submitted 229 days ago • 0 comments

gofund.me/6bee8527 I donated to a family trying to get out of Gaza. If you can help too, here's the link

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There's been a lot said already about Aaron Bushnell, so I'll just mention something I noticed skimming through headlines. Only one outlet even mentions Gaza, the Daily Beast. Not sure exactly how tailored this search was but most of the outlets that popped up I've never read before. Rest in power

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For the Zelda movie they should cast Cole Sprouse not because he's a natural blonde nor because he is a huge fan of the franchise but because then they can bring his brother in to play shadow Link and have them sort out some sibling tension. It would be good for them

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He's not named bowser for nothing

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Did you keep it though?

submitted 630 days ago • 1 comment

Pretty good article about the UAW strike from Tim Dickinson of Rolling Stone. Also here's a terrible and misleading Headline from CNBC presenting the pennies auto makers are offering is somehow "sweetening the pot" www.rollingstone.com/politics/pol...

submitted 630 days ago • 0 comments

Prepare for a "we investigated ourselves and we found that we did nothing wrong" from the most trusted branch of government

submitted 635 days ago • 0 comments

You can taste the agenda from this headline it's so thick

submitted 640 days ago • 0 comments

Lego really will make anything into a set

submitted 642 days ago • 0 comments

Check it out, I found a guy

submitted 648 days ago • 0 comments

I have an idea for a movie. Something like dumb and dumber but it'll star John Cena and Chris Hemsworth. I call it Himbro's (they're probably not actual brother).

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