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lizardman.bsky.social
He/Him Social Justice Road Warrior. Insurance employee who supports Medicare For All Comics and cartoons are my jam Cops being unhinged violent weirdos isn't Stop Cop City Protect trans kids It's not that hard to be a decent human being
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For once God isn't acting in a mysterious way hallelujah
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Does JD think he's talking to Stephen Colbert and trying to get his professional input on this new thing called "humor"
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I honestly can't tell anymore
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When I saw "conservative film critic" I thought this about critical drinker
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Have you heard him talk? I don't think he should be in charge of his own health
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Did you carry water for her?
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There's a local fast food joint that used to be called Miami subs. They are currently named Miami grill and you will never catch me calling it anything but Miami subs Pitbull, I don't care if you bought it
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They're such babies
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I was being entirely serious
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When they wheel out a sex criminal with the message "we don't need you, go to hell" what else is expected?
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One bear coming up
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Is it more or less upsetting when they also crash through a pane of glass two dudes were trying to cross the street with?
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Honestly, being from Florida my sense is "elect us AND go fuck yourself "
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I'm not sure Orbit is the right word toninpky you'll be drawn in.
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"you can cup in both hands, and not ruin your afternoon"
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I've tried making fried rice with fresh white rice a couple of times before I found out I was supposed to use cold kinda old rice. Apparently the best thing to do is to make the rice in the morning if you're gonna use it for dinner. Anyway at least you're not the worst fried rice guy on here
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Thanks Buddy
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I feel like there was room for a "he lost them in the divorce" joke in there somewhere
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"Adult man child threatens to assault children indiscriminately" sounds like something legally actionable to me but what do I know
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Where are his wrap around sunglasses?
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Only every time Al had to fish out a nail Tim lodged into himself by accident
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Man, auto correct didn't mess around in the 80s
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Oh man I didn't know that, cool
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Oh man, the Head was great. I only watched MTV for the cartoons at the time and this show preceded a lot of later big hits like Beavis and Butthead and Aeon Flux but I would like a DVD of this show.