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lomp.bsky.social
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Apple juice (for me)

submitted 83 days ago • 1 comment

The cruel indifference of the universe versus the crushing deference of humanity

submitted 85 days ago • 0 comments

*sip* “ugh, this tastes like pee” *bigger sip*

submitted 87 days ago • 0 comments

I accidentally drank expired apple cider earlier and now my armpits smell like apple cider

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

Luffy had to unlock gear two while fighting a dude who’s special ability was being a door

submitted 108 days ago • 0 comments

Alllright everypuppy, daddy needs you to lock in

submitted 115 days ago • 0 comments

Have a gyattastical day!

submitted 123 days ago • 0 comments

Does strawberry milk coke from strawberries or red cows?

submitted 132 days ago • 0 comments

I’m not so pathetic I’d stoop to that! No, wait, I am.

submitted 135 days ago • 0 comments

I typed this out with a banana

submitted 171 days ago • 2 comments

I’m not a narcissist, I’m just that important.

submitted 195 days ago • 0 comments

Not a human 87% water

submitted 195 days ago • 1 comment

Just finished episode two of arcane! So is Heimerdinger coming back or what?

submitted 217 days ago • 0 comments

Who wanna do apple dunking in the mutagen tube?

submitted 222 days ago • 0 comments

What’s up my rancid little geedlings?

submitted 222 days ago • 1 comment

Who made this, who unleashed this horror onto the world

submitted 247 days ago • 10 comments

I’m like a scratch and sniff but the sniff is just sweat

submitted 253 days ago • 0 comments

I'm grunking

submitted 514 days ago • 0 comments