lorddimwitflathead.bsky.social
Linguistics researcher, proud papa, retro gamer, hot sauce alchemist, your mom lover, ex-Mormon, home cook, road tripper, beard horticulturist living in 1995. 岐阜魂
Santa? MY pebbles!
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Wait, no, 10 albums of absolute ass
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The Cowardly Ages
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The Nazi site doesn't need traffic, and certainly not from here.
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I was with you until you posted the Twitter link
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HEYOOOOO
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Right. Famed actor "Leonardi" DiCaprio
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Free the Menendez Brothers, free Tonya Harding, free OJ, and free Lorena Bobbitt, and free the kid who got caned for doing a graffiti in Singapore.
Take THAT, David Letterman in 1994!
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To anyone who follows @financialtimes.com on Bluesky- HEY- what are we even doing here?
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Hey, cowards. How about an article about how "DOGE doesn't even legally exist"
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Imagine thinking the courts were the way to handle the collapse
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Sounds on-brand for Orem
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“Do you wanna buy a monkey?”
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Without question, THE best and most underutilized Nintendo characters.
We did not need the Broodals.
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At best
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Toilet cancer is the worst one
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Now? Yeah.
5-6 years from now, the way things have been going? Nah.
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This is just silly, adorable seabirds can't use computers
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"Hostile forces from Ottawa" is the funniest thing I've ever seen in writing
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Also, Ryan is like... THE Libertarian.
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Dwight is very much authoritarian. It might be his most defining character trait. Maybe not QUITE as far right as that, either.
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This is how you get red states to start a new trend for local cred.
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When you're 14 in 2005, even.
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They never left middle school *in 2005*.
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Sure, it’s factual- but this image is on some alt-right clown-ass Facebook uncle shit.
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I always thought she said “I need success.”
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I deeply appreciate anyone who also considers 1997 “later Simpsons”
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Not news
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I mean, sure- I’m open to that. Show your work.
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Allow me to introduce you to Lizardman’s Constant
brainlenses.substack.com/p/lizardmans...
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Cool, guy. So, you’re richer than God—how about using some of that divine wealth to actually fix something? Because from where I’m standing, it looks like all it really takes to affect billions of lives is a shit-fuck-ton of money. And, clearly you’ve got that covered.
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We're on some Popey McPopeface shit here
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Why is this so accurate
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As far as I’m concerned the worst thing about Jan 6 is that it proved that at least a few alt-right shitheads actually believe their own bullshit and aren’t complete cowards (at least until they’re faced with a little opposition and then scurry away with their tails between their legs).
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One of the dumbest things neolibs ever did (and the list is LONG) was start whining and shaking their impotent fists about how “doing a January 6th is BAD and nobody should ever do a January 6th.”
Let’s clarify— Doing a January 6th *for the reasons it was done* is bad.