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lordmonkeydong.bsky.social
you can often find me in the primordial soup leaking fluid
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I was born to be the guy that plays the harmonica when the town runs out of water. when a guy goes "we ain't had water in 3 days", that's my cue

submitted 10 hours ago • 1 comment

Just once I would like to be pursued by a horde or angry mob and I slam shut a double door, and I slot an iron bar or a solid wood beam through the handles to brace it I don't think it's too much to ask

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

you think your cause just? then why is it my leitmotif now plays at the pivotal moment where our ideologies clash?

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

I've always wondered what the wheels on a bus do

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

Why don't you come back when you actually have the amulet and stop wasting my time.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

dude being succeeded by a guy with the title "The Great" would be so embarrassing

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If this is working the way I think it’s working, every time you trigger the melee animation in a place it won’t behave/look as intended (like a stairwell), 50 Cent: Blood on the Sand has you perform a domain expansion and execute your opponent in a Gangsta Void good lord do I love video games

submitted 5 days ago • 38 comments

[Matpat game theory voice]: An anagram is a word that's able to spell another by rearranging the letters. Now, "Ralsei" becomes, that's right, "Asriel". But not just that... *the background fades into a blue and white flag* "Israel

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

rfk jr. coughing up a whole flattened armadillo with tire tread marks on it and suddenly talking normal

submitted 111 days ago • 12 comments

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

New comic, 4 pages, get your megadrivers on web-warriors hackers of the superstructure, we're going #cyberpunk again 🖥️🕶️ #comics #art also on the site: illuminatedcomics.github.io/cakp/#babble

submitted 16 days ago • 10 comments

just drew this freak

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Picard: Data, take off your head and toss it to me. Commander Data, that was a direct order. There we go. [starts playing hacky sack] Ho-ho. I haven't done this since I was a schoolboy. Riker: (standing up) Sir, he doesn't like it.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

More like Happy Grillmore

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me laying down the absolute worst dirty talk she's ever heard

submitted 23 days ago • 1 comment

Me: The other guy in the yard: Me: Other guy: Me: Third guy (walking up): Me: Other guy: Third guy: Me: You here for the-- Other guy: Milkshake yeah Third guy: Yeah the milkshake Me: Yeah

submitted 23 days ago • 11 comments

CORMAC MCCARTHY: He never sleeps. He says that he will never die. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, the judge. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die. JOE ROGAN: sure. I've met guys like that

submitted 184 days ago • 28 comments

Yup, thats me. I fell down a crucifixes covered well. I woke up with no clothes in an abandoned mine shaft. There's a maddened knight in armour roaming the tunnels babbling in Latin looking for me. he guards the tunnel to hell.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

I also got Indian food last night and it's elite as usual however the episode of sopranos where Tony soprano has fever dream nightmares after eating indian food actually happened to me

submitted 29 days ago • 1 comment

I had a nicotine pouch for the first time and that shit almost knocked me on my ass

submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Art by • Yoshitaka Amano

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

one hell of an outfit

submitted 34 days ago • 9 comments

Human artists, use only one piece to convince people to follow you!! 🌓 Haven't posted my art on here yet

submitted 34 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 35 days ago • 12 comments

man who goes through actual analog horror-esque experience but doesn't tell anyone because he feels it was pretty derivative and uninspired

submitted 36 days ago • 6 comments

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submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

replying with this to the centrelink unemployment department that are trying to get in contact with me

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

The feature I look forward to most for the Nintendo Switch 2 is the all new Game Chat feature. I'll be using the Nintendo Switch 2 Camera to be able to chat with my friends over Game Chat

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Literally the ending of Uncharted 2

submitted 40 days ago • 1 comment

Calling in to work over encumbered

submitted 41 days ago • 7 comments

I actually don't put my pants on one leg at a time.

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

A24 is workin on a hearty stew with beef brisket, carrots, potatoes and a little bit of thyme. (Source: tinyurl.com/3s9wzdcp)

submitted 43 days ago • 5 comments