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Hope I don’t have to clean up the streets later with my own personal brand of justice

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squirrel: points gun me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: gestures at sign me: alright, i get it opens book drop squirrel: makes hurry-up motion me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: disappears into book drop me: whispers forgive me, keith

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Seeing some of those videos of ICE guys in full soldier of fortune getups with rifles and balaclavas being filmed by 40 year old women in Yoga pants telling them to go fuck themselves and get the fuck out of their city really shows once again that libmoms are America’s most fearless defenders

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I can't top this one.

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Apparently me and @steveyurko.com were featured in a recent WWE hype package...? I guess we're stock footage now, this is from like seven years ago Thanks to @rustage.bsky.social for lettin me know haha

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oh my god they spelled responsibility wrong

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Call your rep www.house.gov/representati... Call your senators www.senate.gov/senators/sen... Tell them to kill the AI regulation ban in the Budget Reconciliation Bill. Tell them how this will harm their constituents. AI CSAM = unregulated, nonconsensual AI deepfakes = unregulated, etc. Do it NOW.

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i've been sitting here silently, trying to describe the feeling of reading a journalist whose beat is "people and power" and "accountability" saying something like this. so far I've come up with "your car mechanic telling you to fill up your gas tank with antifreeze"

submitted 1 day ago • 31 comments

Rinse and repeat - highway being expanded in NJ for $11B in the most densely populated region of the state, while NJ Transit is begging for funds, can't expand service (and can barely fund current service) despite growing statewide demand.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

when people ask me "What's the most important thing for new farmers to know"

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Michael Cole remain a sober and unbiased commentator challenge: still impossible #WWERaw

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Bit of warhammer fantasy lore I really like is that Arkhan the Black didn't get that moniker from any foul deed or spooky armor but actually because when alive he constantly chewed a narcotic root that fucked up his teeth.

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MICHAEL MOORCOCK: You get that painting of Elric MICHAEL WHELAN: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy and elegiac just like you asked. MICHAEL MOORCOCK: terrific. thank you again Michael

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

!!!

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Sorry 2 all my Protestant ancestors for what I’m going to do

submitted 19 hours ago • 3 comments

Gotta admit "He's detained in The Hague, but" is a killer opening

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

vrooomin hero #dragonquest

submitted 18 hours ago • 5 comments

What we know about congestion pricing in New York City. (We looked up every data source we could think of.) www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

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Spain, you could do the funniest thing right now...

submitted 1 day ago • 149 comments

Крейсер вольного торговца

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Every time I learn something new about the OG Doom I just keep getting more and more incredulous because they made it entirely out of the fucking aether with a team of essentially children in under a year. Making deathmatch took under a month and defined literally all FPS terminology for all time.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

if i am to fall in a volcano, if i am one inch before the lava, i am technically not "on fire," in fact, I am not on fire at all,

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

proactive approach to ghosting

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Lipton himself works under a policy that precludes gifts of $25+, to avoid the appearance of conflict, regardless of "quid pro quo." For example, he would not be allowed to receive a jet from the Qatari government, because it is valued at more than $25.

submitted 23 hours ago • 12 comments

Because now we get chronic conditions instead of DYING OUTRIGHT. This is actually fantastic! It means we get eczema and arthritis at 65 because we didn’t die in childbirth at 25!

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BREAKING: The Episcopal Church has announced it will end its decades-old partnership with the government to resettle refugees, citing moral opposition to resettling white Afrikaners from South Africa who have been classified as refugees by the Trump admin. religionnews.com/2025/05/12/e...

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Sōsuke Natsukawa, The Cat Who Saved Books

submitted 23 hours ago • 6 comments

OK, this is wild. In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them. It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for nine days. What the HELL? 1/

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i remember white south africans being stupid and evil but maybe that’s just the mandela effect

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Got to the DMV (I know it's MVC, it'll always be DMV to me) at 11am, appointment was for 11:40am, got out at 12:30pm. Only real delay was because I was in the system twice for some ungodly reason. Fastest DMV trip ever

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Uline's owners are the 2nd biggest political donors to Trump, so found a non-MAGA alt rec'd on Reddi: EcoEnclose. For shipping boxes for original comic art, so I got EXACTLY the size I wanted. It's half the price once you add in shipping to my house from Uline. EcoEnc $120.32 vs Uline $238.38.

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Take a second glance, your eyes do not deceive you. TWO HUNDRED AND SEVENTY NINE PERCENT interest

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me to my partner: this is going to go over great with my mutuals, who i'm pretty sure at least half of them own ovipositors.

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me spotting pope leo xiv in the fight against genAI

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Oh wrestling is fake? Then explain this

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Duffy this morning said "what you see in Newark is gonna happen in other places across the country." That statement lacks context about the uniquely challenging environment in Newark. Let me explain 🧵 1/

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Raccoon exorcist from the second Gwelf book. Watercolour on board. #Gwelf

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Trump take bribe

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Sabu was a wrestler you didnt see first. You heard about him. Like you heard about the Exorcist or the Texas Chain Saw Massacre on VHS. An infamous, influential forerunner of the style that would become common place. An incredible look, a unique style, a complete one off. RIP

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For those failing to get the "copilot" AI off their Microsoft Word -- If you proceed with canceling Microsoft Office, you'll get a "wait wait don't go!" screen where they suddenly offer you "Microsoft 365 Personal Classic" -- which doesn't include AI and is actually cheaper! Weird workaround.

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Happy Mother’s Day

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ICE and HSI had several chances to deescalate, but chose intimidation — sending 20+ masked, armed officers to confront the Mayor of Newark and Members of Congress. They made this a violent scene — and it should shock all Americans.

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Rip Sabu

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Another Navy jet falls into sea, marking fourth major mishap in months wapo.st/4dlyTda

submitted 3 days ago • 165 comments

years and years of yelling at people that actually the president doesn’t have that much of an effect on the economy only to be proven wrong by the world’s biggest dipshit

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