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Someone left the Wake out in the rain. Bluesky user since 1999.
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Happy Bloomsday, bitches!

First episode of the final season of The Strange Case of Starship Iris just dropped! Wherever you get your podcasts.

Everyone, have an amazing time at Apohadion tonight because I can't. My body won't cooperate. Sad to miss out on a fun night of dancing.

I should be allowed to skip work without consequences if I'm too bitchy. Capital a Attitude. Will kick you in the shins. I have something for you (reaches into pocket pulls out middle finger).

Wish today was Friday, I feel like I could sleep for a week.

Work outfit update

POTATO MAN!

Rose update

Today I saw a goose hiss at a man and he turned and RAN, it was excellent.

Imagine meeting a celebrity but it's just a typeface used in your favorite book.

People playing frisbee by the pond are stepping in so much goose shit

I am once again asking for a new "boob whisperer"

Molly Bloom, I grew these for you.

They're making me take pictures of typography. I have to. It's the law now. Also roses for, uh, for my homework.

Farewell my dearest Space Rat

They are talking to each other

Side quest: find a vending machine before I become so shaky I fall down

I was a hidden treasure and I'm fine with that, actually.