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Lover of books and plushies Currently collecting plague people Formerly cthulhu8books over at the other site Lostshadows over on Mastodon Cuteharbinger over on Instagram She/her
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Have spent most of the day having to remind myself it's not Sunday Not sure I want to know what day my brain will decide tomorrow is

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Oooo! Reasonably priced eggs. Cooking them reduces the odds I'll get bird flu, right? *Heads to Walmart anyway*

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Evergreen skeet

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*Realizes life is short* *Orders all three plushies* Probably not the world's best coping mechanism.

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You're all welcome

submitted 2 days ago • 33 comments

Hi! Do you have any fish? Sure! Um... Do you have any other fish? Absolutely!

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

If I did the math correctly, I should be able to see both Superman and Fantastic Four without worrying about knee pain* Now if they can both be good 🤞 *Hair loss you hear about. Nausea you hear about. Random joint pain, not so much.

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Spell like no one is watching.

submitted 2 days ago • 74 comments

I look forward to the massive ICE presence in Boston and New York on March 17, 2026, if foreign flags are the problem.

submitted 3 days ago • 12 comments

Apparently this is the waiting room for people who want to have a loud phone conversation.

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I was randomly flipping through illustrations in the digitized British Library collection and discovered that Gilbert (of Gilbert & Sullivan) apparently encountered David Bowie in 1890. You’ll never convince me he wasn’t one of the Fair Folk slumming it.

submitted 3 days ago • 14 comments

TIL: Communing with nature requires brownies Also, even light breezes suck if you're not very heavy.

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Alternate park had exactly what I was looking for, a covered area with lots of picnic tables! Perfect for the party that someone was setting up there Sigh Ended up at the park that's like two minutes from my home, which almost nobody uses, probably because the three tables are really uncomfortable

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I think I've found a good substitute park. See you later internet! Or relatively soon if it's really disappointing.

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"There are protests, your majesty." "Good," said the Emperor. "What are they protesting?" "Grain prices. But why are protests good?" "What would you call a society with no protests?" "Happy, your majesty." "I would call it oppressed. Prepare a report on their grievances."

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

Feel like going to the park to read, but the best choice for that will have a festival going on next to it.

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Local McDonald's was out of Squishmallows, so went to Ikea for an alternate thing to celebrate with. Didn't realize the markers weren't in a resealable case until I tried to open them, which seems like a weird choice.

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Finally! A dead body!* I was beginning to think I'd been mistaken about this book's genre *If you ignore the saint that they're trying to get for a relic

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Why is it always "you need to learn how to take a joke," and never "I need to learn to read the fucking room"?

submitted 6 days ago • 8 comments

I have something to celebrate tomorrow *checks to see what the current Happy Meal toy is* Oooo... still plushies!

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

This might be the absolute greatest reply we have ever received. Thank you, Cookie Monster 📕🍪💙

submitted 7 days ago • 234 comments

No, audiobook, I do not need you to read me the back cover blurb during the intro. I already decided to read this book. Its copyrighted is 1991, so it's not even for someone who's listening to a preview. This thing was probably on cassettes originally.

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*looks at upcoming temperatures* I wish I had a head that worked for bald.

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