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"So why didn't you go on the Kiss Kruise?" The thought of spending a week trapped on a boat with Gene Simmons is not appealing.

No. Gimps, for the most part, are relatively well behaved...

And mail order body armor.

Wild guess here, but Junior's plan sounds pretty much like this: 1. Eliminate vaccines. 2. Monitor births over the ensuing time period specifically to see if the Autism rate goes down. Yeah. People are still gonna be born Autistic. It's just a human thing. People are going to die thanks to him.

It's a point of pride that my stage was the only outdoor stage on the strip that didn't get washed out by the rain yesterday. And despite delays the rain caused, I still got my band started only 15 minutes behind schedule. Guerilla Sound. That's how we roll...

Ooooo... Blunderbuss...

Just go through your old high school yearbook. If you remember them being an insufferable prick characterized by willful ignorance, then chances are they're now an ICE agent.

He'd say you're a man of some culture, and then offer you a couch to lay on...

Absolute legend. Enjoy retirement, good sir! #DrDemento

The only logical result of Gunther-Goldberg is Billy putting the big man over. Goldberg needs to just retire already, and giving the rub to one of the industry's top up-and-coming heels isn't a bad way to go out. Better than what he did for Bret, yeah?

Still going here, rain be damned... #LiveMusic #SoundGuyLife

The "Silent Majority" is neither silent, not are they a majority. They're only silent in that they don't drop n-bombs with impunity anymore.

At the rental car joint. Guy here has his kid with him. I feel awful for the guy: the kid keeps saying "skibidi" over and over...

So much going on... But still moving forward with the big show a The Cove on August 24th! A spectacle not to be missed! Green Jelly, Exostra, PotusxXx (The Musical), Cuyahoga Fails, Lazy Ass Destroyer, Seen Loc, Mayor Wertz and MORE on Three Stages! www.facebook.com/events/13695...

Gym Jordan needs to resign from his committees and come back to Columbus to answer a few questions...

Really odd how a dev can say "There aren't enough weird people in game development" when every single indie game out there today looks like someone's childhood nightmares were focused through a lens made of pure ketamine and ground up Troma VHS tapes...

Picking up some gear this week, starting the Wing Rack project. First up, a power conditioner and 4 channel compressor (overkill for this setup). Coming soon: 2x 12x4 Patch Bays 8x8 StageConnect Interface Behringer Wing (duh) Minimum 10u Rack Case w/ Castors May go bigger, get drawers. We'll see.

I keep hearing this country song that goes "I only talk to God when I need a favor," and that's pretty much the entirety of Evangelicals in a nutshell... They're only Christian when it's convenient.

If I have the bus master maxed out, and the signal to said bus maxed out, yet you keep asking me "Can you give me just a little bit more?" That's the time to buy some in-ear monitors, because motherfucker, you're deaf.

Hardcore shows are for dudes who want to hit someone but not deal with assault charges. I still can't get my head around being proud of getting CTE while listening to some band called "Rotting Porpoise Camshaft"

Trump, 2025: "I'll make a decision on Iran in two weeks." Trump, 2017: "I'll have a new plan to replace Obamacare ready in two weeks." Yeah.

Today's side note on Mike Huckabee exposes only part of a greater threat to America. @eliotetc.bsky.social, @rickyftw.bsky.social: This is something you guys should be talking about, because Huckabee is 100% on board with it, too.

All the video I've seen from the last week has convinced me that the so-called "Iron Dome" is more of a tinfoil hat.

Great. Now can we get people to quit mother-henning over alt text?

Weird influx of bands with names they probably shouldn't have. One recent band was called Alias, but was not the Canadian band Alias, who had a minor hit with "More Than Words Can Say" back in the 80s. Now it's one called The Suede, that isn't the Suede/London Suede from the 90s...

Just gonna make an extra special note of this particular post right here. Why? Oh, no reason. It couldn't possibly be foreshadowing anything, could it. It's just a conspiracy theory, after all... One that's very real and has finally come out of the shadows to take action, mind you...

I. for one, DO pray that the GOP have experiences like this, right before they're frog marched down the national mall and put on trial for the bullshit they've brought to this country in the name of God, Guns and More Guns.

Here's the problem: The New Apostolic Reformation does not care. They have a goal, and in order to achieve that goal, they'll plow through anyone they see fit to, for whatever reason they see fit. They don't care what they did to these peoples' parents. They believe they're saving America.

A guy with 37 felony convictions got into Canada, but a guy with one felony conviction can't.

I hear the lead single, "Gettin' a Handy," is absolute trailer trash fire...

Believe me when I tell you: Vance Boelter is NOT a lone wolf. He is merely the first believer of the New Apostolic Reformation movement to operate more or less in the open. He is the first - that we know of - to bring their plans to fruition. There will be more of him. We can't ignore that.

Wait till you find out what his endgame is.

That "Evangelical Ministry" is the New Apostolic Reformation: A wholesale revolution that remakes America from the ground up by throwing out the Constitution and ruling via the KJV Bible.

Is the @brennancenter.org aware of what the New Apostolic Reformation is, and how much it influenced the Minnesota shooter? You really, really should look into that. He's just the first one.

Important: The Boelter Arrest highlights a problem not many people know about. That problem is called The New Apostolic Reformation. Look it up now. Vance Boelter is just the first. He's the advance unit. This is bigger than just some lone wolf, mostly because he's by no means alone at all.

GE Cync, in an email: "Congratulations on setting up your new Full Color Smart Bulbs!" Me: "The bulbs are two years old. All I did was update the firmware."

One of the side effects of dealing with Mr. "Nobody Calls You" is keeping track of shows I do, and rolling them up into a ratio of gigs they do. I intentionally short my count, too: I count single days with multiple bands as one gig, when each band could be a separate gig. Currently 49:1.

I spent a long, long time sitting around planning on what I would do if I ever had a regular income stream. Now that I've got one, it's weird actually being able to enact my plans. I literally spent 22 years just... Waiting to be able to do this... I fucking hate Boomers.

Picking up an extra Furman and a couple of rack-mounted limiters in the near future. The acquisition of gear never ends...