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He/Him Dude/Bro Interests include: Sports: LA Kings / LA Dodgers. Physical media dead-ender My opinions are stupid, but as least they’re my own. DMs disabled, just @ me if you need to.
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submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

French seafood restaurant called s'il vous plaît

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

I don't mean to brag but my wife's favorite band is Radio Head. She asked me what my favorite Radio Head song was, I said Fake Plastic trees and she married me anyway.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I can't stop thinking about how much better Feist's 1234 video would have been if she had shot it on film instead of 240p youtu.be/ABYnqp-bxvg?...

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

"Never doubted you for a second Conforto" - me lying

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Stop me if you've heard this one before 5-5 Dodgers Yankees

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Got a hair cut for the first time in 6 months and I'm looking at myself in the mirror like

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Someone put a Marchand jersey on the plastic rat they threw on the ice. That's hilarious, he does have a rat face.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Not me, strongly considering buying a region free 4K player just so I can buy the import version of Megalopolis. A film I didn't even like.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Jansen on the mound is money in the bank.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I think the fact that Jansen was my favorite Dodger is part of why I hate pitch clock.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

It's a little uncomfortable rooting against Kenley Jansen. I was Kenley Jansen Stan Account before I was Gavin Lux Enjoyer. But here we are.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Quake 2 is a Doom game Doom the Dark Ages is a Quake game I will not be taking questions at this time.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

GOOGLE FUCKING TURNED ON MY PHOTO BACKUP AGAIN! THESE FUCKING GUYS!

submitted 22 days ago • 3 comments

How long until they call it “HBO go” again?

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment

From now on whenever I read the word “echo chamber” I’m just going to assume the person who wrote that is an incel complaining about vaginas.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to scare anyone under the age of 30 but it used be that if you wanted to talk to a girl, you had to walk up and say hello and if it worked out and you got her phone number, you actually had to call and use your voice to say words.

submitted 23 days ago • 6 comments

shark: *smirking* no hablo inglés

submitted 23 days ago • 16 comments

There's a pet psychic who got called out on Tiktok for being a fraud (getting every detail of the pet owner's life wrong) and the pet psychic responded saying that the pets must have been lying to her

submitted 23 days ago • 58 comments

Similarly, I get the basic concept of how face offs are supposed to work but I have no idea what all the little rules are.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Alberta isn’t allowed to just separate, they actually have to go away.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Wishing they’d bring back clear gatorade for the correct reason (it was the best flavor) not incorrect reasons (don’t like food coloring).

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

“We should end poverty by making it illegal to be poor.” -Gavin Newsom

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

Kings are hiring Edmonton’s ex GM LMAO, at least it’s not Bergevin.

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

For now, any rebroadcast, retransmission, or account of this standoff, without the express written consent of the US Copyright Office, is prohibited.

submitted 24 days ago • 7 comments

General strike but everybody gets completely sober. That will show em, c'mon everybody!

submitted 24 days ago • 4 comments

The 7 and 7 is such a cool name for a such a mid drink.

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Nobody gives a shit if you can’t dance. Dance anyway.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna start printing out a physical diary. Except I'm gonna make it all up, get real, real, real fucking weird with it. And then, because we've stopped making physical media, when the crab archeologists find the record in the far future, my nonsense becomes fact. Play the long game.

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

wow, they’re doing furloughs

submitted 25 days ago • 1 comment

al jazeera is going to have so many insider exclusive stories about trump. lol

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I was dating a girl from pittsburgh once and she was driving us somewhere. We were in the left turn lane and as soon as the light turned green she just gunned it and went left in front of oncoming traffic. I was shocked but apparently that’s just how people drive in pittsburgh?

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Giving me a million dollars probably won’t “fix me” but in the interest of science we should at least try.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

imagine going to your high school reunion and the popemobile is just parked out front

submitted 27 days ago • 36 comments

I wasn’t going to buy Megalopolis on Blu-ray but now that it’s not getting a US release I might have to buy a region free player and buy the UK version,

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment