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m-lightstone.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral Wizard. Everything I write is a joke, except when it isn't.
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The number of manifestly psychologically unwell people in the highest levels of this administration should be unsettling to the world.

The cruelty, fear, ignorance, divisiveness, and un-Americanism of Trump/Trumpism, all in one tweet.👇

Trump: "Get me our best smartbomb!" Smartbomb: "Have you tried diplomacy yet?"

We feel that this is an apt time to share this. We’re actually quite impressed that 3/4 of the B2 pilots successfully used google map directions.

Soon the minor miners will have the opportunity to have black lung just like their grandpas did. #MAGA

As a former Republican who still speaks with Republicans daily, I wholeheartedly endorse asking every Republican you know this question.👇

Oh, Keir. You look like such an asshole cleaning up after the big baby.

Q: "Tulsi Gabbard testified in March that the intelligence community said Iran wasn't building a nuclear weapon." Trump: "I don't care what she said. I think they were very close to having one."

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Anyone else remember Trump saying not to vote for Clinton because if she was elected we'd be involved in a war with Iran?

Phone, Albany, CA

At the brink of war, our military is being led by an incompetent drunk. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tUo...

It is important to have a bestie who shares your sense of humor #dogsofbluesky #dogsky #dogpic @m-lightstone.bsky.social

I wonder if she and Corey roleplay when she wears her little outfits?

I would say he follows her around like a puppy dog but so far he has survived.

Hello there my friend. I come from the Tea Party and respectfully disagree. Happy to have a conversation about it anytime. Send me a message. My core beliefs remain - freedom, democracy, & the rule of law. By listening to others, I’ve changed on a number of policy issues. Thanks.

Tulsi Gabbard using AI to decide what to declassify makes perfect sense; her intelligence is artificial to begin with.

He stood in front of our troops today and gave a mean spirited, partisan speech. He stood in front of our troops today and attacked Americans by name. He stood in front of our troops today and goaded them into booing their fellow Americans. Never become desensitized to this.

Donald Trump’s director of national intelligence fed the JFK files into an AI program, asking it to see if there was anything that should remain classified. https://trib.al/AqWNKuR

I prefer salty Newsom to podcast Newsom

It was never a lie. It was always the truth.

RFK Jr. is planning to fire all 17 members of the panel that advises the CDC on vaccines.

True story bro.

How utterly shorn of dignity and self-respect must one be to speak this way about … Donald Trump and Elon Musk? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

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Under Shitler, we're going to go from being the richest nation in the world to the most bankrupt (we already are morally, under that orange fuckwit, now we'll be financially as well). It's his MO to bankrupt everything. He's like King Midas, but with shit.

Gonna say something obvious to most: real masculinity defends the defenseless, punches up not down, has compassion, and fights only on behalf of others to battle injustice or evil. It doesn’t just lift weights and tweet in all caps and listen to Rogan and grow a beard to feel accepted by other men

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