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m-lightstone.bsky.social
Chaotic Neutral Wizard. Everything I write is a joke, except when it isn't.
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Of course he won the race, the man has three legs.
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Two weeks. Like with the ACA replacement, funding for the wall, and Eric's sixth birthday present. Trump has concepts of a war plan.
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He has concepts of a war.
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Concepts of a war.
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He'll get to it in two weeks, like he did with the replacement for Obamacare, or how the US will pay for the wall, or getting a gift for Eric's sixth birthday party.
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Play face-eating-leopard games, win face-eating-leopard prizes.
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I hear that U2 even did the music for Trump's parade.
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The Trump military parade was truly the Spider Man: The Musical of military parades.
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Like the ghost of a puppy dog.
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Stop! I'm touching myself!
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I'll bet he was poking daylight as he got up from that trip.
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Warner Brothers can't seem to catch a break with their mergers, can they?
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That's going in the spank bank.
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What's crazy is that you actually haven't changed much! It's the GOP that changed.
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Glad to have you!
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That's more hair than he'll ever have.
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We're all partial to our favorite doctors. Most of us grow up about it though.