m4nstr0s1ty.bsky.social
Trying really hard to do social media without drama here. I'm a father. I cook, write code, brew beer, and play video games if I have the time.
Computers suck, but it's our fault.
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The fountain-water sun tea scene from Parks and Recreation comes to mind.
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Observe and Report.
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Just one more swim lane bro I swear that'll get our process straight just one more lane...
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So you don't care that they die because the guy next to them threw a rock?
You're so quick to call people stupid, but I don't think you've given this enough thought. Emotions are high right now, and people might actually be inspired to do the things you say. It's a death sentence.
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You're not speaking from a position of education. It's not your family, friends, and neighbors that will be killed when the police return fire.
So set a car on fire. Break a window. Just don't give those bloodthirsty creatures an excuse to kill, because that's what they want more than all else.
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You don't even live here.
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It hasn't, for sure, but ideas like this get people senselessly killed, and that doesn't seem to work either. Don't stroll casually into violence with a professional doer of violence
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Sounds like a great way to catch a bullet, or worse, have your neighbor catch the bullet intended for you.
Don't initiate violence with the Police. They're professionals at violence.
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And unfortunately, sometimes... er... often... the godlike focus is on potato.
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Ship it.
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TBF "PID 1" would be a pretty sweet name for a bougie coffee roast.
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Someone needs to meme this with "All alone" by Blind Witness in the background.
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You may be surprised to find that the supply of people willing to work for the Gestapo is pretty much inexhaustible, if only to make sure that they and their family are safe.
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The Gestapo never runs out of enemies of the state to eradicate.
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No surprise there. Nintendo will patch it soon enough.
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They did vote for this, and if they think they didn't, then they're stupid, and they need to be made to feel stupid.
The only other rational alternative is that they're lying. They just don't like how the imagery of what's happening reflects on them, so they're pretending, which is worse.
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Oh, no, hell no. That's panic. Never trust a first time success. Some of the most comprehensive automated tests I've ever written are for code that just worked the first time.
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I miss the dessert names, too.
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"Adult" size.
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You could also comment on how clean his boots are.
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I simultaneously love and HATE these devices.
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Would. NGL. I'm married and shit bit she would too.
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I hear what you're saying but like we haven't actually used actual fire.
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In the US, if you don't hold majority power, then you don't hold any power at all. 3rd party votes are cast into the void.
A better solution would be to work to transform one of the major parties. It worked with the Republican Party. It can work with the Democratic Party, too.
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He can see his political irrelevance bearing down on him, and the corner he's painted himself into, so he's doing the only thing he can. Not that it'll work. The leopards will eat his face, too.
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IIRC it was for tax reasons a long time ago. Like, they technically qualified as slippers because of the felt so they didn't have to pay import taxes or something.
Might still be the case.
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Not for long if you wear them.
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Right up until they need actual help adjusting to post-service life, at least. Oh, you need help with your mortgage because you're finding it hard to find a job that pays well enough?
*Gestures in the general direction of said veterans' bootstraps.*
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It's not THAT weird... I've seen what you do to those people.
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Wouldn't be surprised if he didn't, either. Some cats just like to be vocal.
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Yeah, and a dangerous one at that. If you think you need antidepressants go see a doctor and get a script for Zoloft or Lexapro like everyone else. Don't drink fish tank treatment.
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Ah, that's the Fn key on my kinesis keyboard.
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They tried for years to make an everything website but that never worked. Instead of learning the lesson they should have, they decided that the problem wasn't the 'everything'
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Well, it's also a powerful antidepressant, so I'm not surprised that they feel better.
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Legend. That's what he was. Always was.
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Cab Callaway was a fucking legend. Nothing short of a legend.
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It doesn't need to make sense. In fact, it doesn't work if it makes sense.
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Yeah I remember the red bull ladies. That was so weird.
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You don't understand. People said bad things about her. REASONABLE AND JUSTIFIED bad things! I don't think life will ever be the same for her!
I mean, that's probably because of the $700k but you know we still have to think of her FEELINGS!
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Wear a parka.
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Man, throw Rust into the mix and it's just all trauma, all the time.
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Leopards are a nice touch.
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It's the instability of the situation. Nobody's making any hard investments until they can have some idea what the trajectory of the world is going to be. Is the US going to get it's shit back together? Is China gonna take over? Will the EU... well... do something?
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Might be too late. They could overhaul everything, but by the time they launch it, the momentum will already be in place.