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I’m catching up with tonight’s Taskmaster. Laughing already.

submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

Yo, who fathered all those Muppet Babies?

submitted 19 hours ago • 7 comments

Me flirting.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m sorry, love but I’m going to have to turn you down. If i wanted to meet up with a mentalist, I’d advertise something for free on Facebook marketplace.

submitted 13 hours ago • 0 comments

I’ve had a refreshing shower and annointed myself with an array of scents. I basically smell like this bloke, 30 seconds before he walks into a pub.

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

Having a deconstructed fish finger sandwich.

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

I’m so angry at the small boats invasion and grooming gangs, I’m going to call an OnlyFans creator a slag.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

May have to re-download Deliveroo. They’ve suffered enough.

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

Happy 200th birthday, trains!! Let's all celebrate 🎉🥳

submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

I’m watching Rhod Gilbert’s Book of John. It’s making me laugh so much. Genuinely hurting my stomach here. It’s on 4Seven btw

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Might have some motherfucking Marmite on toast. “NONE OF THAT POOFY ELTON JOHN STUFF, THOUGH”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Thinking about becoming an agony uncle.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I’ve retired to my boudoir to relax in front of the fan.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I reckon I’ve done nearly 17 steps today. #Record

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

England U21s are playing against my genitals tonight. (I call my genitals the Netherlands)

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Going to have a motherfucking fishfinger sandwich. Not even Sadiq Khan could stop me this time!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments