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m4ttso.bsky.social
Bumholes
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Omg did the King Prince Charles break into RAF Brize Norton?
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Want to see a video of my ring play?
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Fuck you, Dave.
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Is that what she said? I thought she was just talking about deep fried bagpipes or whatever.
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Nope. Never heard of it.
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Did he reply?
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No one wants to out-psycho you.
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Neil should never listen to anything you say ever again.
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Has Neil got his raincoat?
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So have you now, I bet. You perve.
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Thanks x
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That was me slowly unzipping it.
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Well organised.
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What did you do about your dress?
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No. It was a carefully prepared dish.
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Never been to Glasgow or Crabshakk.
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Fair enough. I do like scallops.
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1/2 dozen oysters, mussels and trout please.
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That’s good value, imo.
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Who?
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No. My wax burner specifically says “do not put up arsehole”
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Wearing a bum bag.
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Don’t buy it. It makes your bum sore.
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Load of fucking idiots on this site.
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I’m not having raw cod.
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None of this is true, you mentalists.
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Not today. I’m thinking of going back to bed.
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Cqqkies noj deliveled
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Enjog.
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Ouality Lngredients.
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In a jar in the fridge?
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Do you have a baby blue quilted housecoat?
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Calm down, Michael Palins.