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maardvark.bsky.social
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submitted 3 days ago • 89 comments

nonbinary ppl don’t owe me androgyny but they do need to return my blu ray copy of the mummy (1999)

submitted 14 days ago • 11 comments

Landed a job, got the first measly paycheck, paid bills, and got my T situated for the foreseeable future. I need to ask for help one more time for food til next Friday. I've got a foothold, just need to hang on. Please repost and ty 🏳️‍⚧️💸 www.paypal.com/paypalme/ale... account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Lmfao went to urgent care for a UTI and even though I made sure my paperwork said in multiple places that I'm trans and AFAB the doctor asked about penile discharge and was visibly shocked and flustered when I said I had the other kind of anatomy down there. I think I pass too well

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

since it’s pride and I just got a bunch of new followers let’s keep the rent low by firing some shots in the air - if someone wants to transition at any age for any reason that’s their business 👍🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 26 days ago • 56 comments

sick of neutral colors in interior design. we need to move on to partisan colors

submitted 32 days ago • 8 comments

goodnight, all

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

Cool coolcoolcool so I'm quietly sobbing now

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hey everyone, please throw some help Alex's way, it's desperately needed for hrt costs, rent and daily survival while he is job hunting! www.paypal.com/paypalme/ale... account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

inside you are five rats. when you have named them all, time's up

submitted 38 days ago • 29 comments

I am officially a college graduate! And proud holder of an Associates Degree!

submitted 43 days ago • 1 comment

“So what do you think Democrats can learn from somebody who, like you, targets the most vulnerable among us?” said Newsom theonion.com/gavin-n...

submitted 46 days ago • 44 comments

Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me

submitted 48 days ago • 714 comments

Please help me get gas if you can so I can continue making money for myself. Reposts are appreciated. Thank you 💕💸🏳️‍⚧️

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

I, for one, am tired of [gestures broadly]. I have grown weary of [points in all directions simultaneously].

submitted 51 days ago • 57 comments

No longer my birthday but your boy could do with $30 for groceries/gas to continue doordashing today if anyone can spare it.

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

Anyone want to get me a birthday dinner while I'm sick? 🥺💜 account.venmo.com/u/alexlytics www.paypal.com/paypalme/alexlytics

submitted 53 days ago • 0 comments

Men are not constantly being told “you’re bad,” they are constantly being told “LEFT WING SJWS THINK YOU’RE BAD” by conservative propaganda. There’s a huge difference.

submitted 54 days ago • 165 comments

*banging pots and pans together* GUESS WHO'S FINALLY GRADUATING COLLEGE ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS ME ITS MEEEEEE

submitted 59 days ago • 1 comment