machinefox.bsky.social
Just some jackass on the internet. Have fun. Be good and if you can't be good just be kind.
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My wife and I decided we're only going to be getting the Switch 2 either second hand or after a hefty price drop.
It is not worth anywhere near the asking price for us. Not to mention with Nintendo increasing the price of their games beyond PS, Xbox and PC? We'll be going elsewhere, thanks.
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Well, Nintendo has made one so expensive that I won't buy it, so there's that.
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He could do infinitely more for world peace by dying in his sleep tonight.
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I mean, I think RFK Jr. Is the wormiest. But Lil' Marco certainly lacks a spine. There are jellyfish floating around the Pacific that would be better equipped to stand up for themselves and their kind.
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You don't remove autocrats by asking nicely. There is an amendment to the constitution for precisely this eventuality and it's time to use it.
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You'll get the Epstein files as soon as they're done redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names...it should only take about 15 years to get them all...
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Americans LOVE to go on about 2A and have happily sacrificed hundred of children at it's altar...well, now's the time to fucking use it as it was originally intended, so get to work!
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I'm actually several raccoons in a trench coat...does that count?
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Nah, she lacks the warmth and the depth...
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Bobo calls it a Freudian suck...
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Because the leader of those terrorists is calling the shots now.
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It depends. When he crawled out of his hole this morning did the Trumphog see his shadow?
Trick question, it doesn't matter, it's all on a demented whim anyway!
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Let him keep pushing. Protests across the country, unrest, desperation. You can only push people so far before they have nothing to lose and everything to gain...the question is just which event will be the one to break the camel's back?
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I'm just ignoring all my financial statements right now. I never had any chance of retiring to begin with, but I'd rather not be faced with the reality that all my savings have been wiped out in two months by a single orange turd.
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I mean, this is looking pretty great to me, but I'm not American, so I may be a bit biased.
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They haven't finished redacting every instance of Trump and Musk's names yet. That process could take years.
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Me too. Better pack a lunch, it's going to be a loooooong line.
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From his lips to god's ears...
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The State of the Union: Shit's Fucked.
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He's a proud Ukrainian, but not a proud man and that's what makes him a great leader.
He sets aside his own ego to do what is right and what is best for his people.
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You can say many things about the Bush admin (and I have) but they genuinely did seem to deeply care about their country and fellow Americans and (for the most part) supported their allies while conducting themselves professionally with diplomacy and respect, even for those they disagreed with.
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That doesn't shock anyone whose head isn't lodged firmly up their own ass.
It's never been clearer that Trump is a Russian asset and should be removed immediately along with his cronies.
The Republican party are traitorous cowards and will be remembered for selling out and destroying the US.
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I believed this once, but having seen everything else that has slid off that greasy turd I no longer believe that Putin could have anything that would be so damaging for Trump.
I think Putin just keeps supplying him with underage girls and hookers that will piss on him.
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Would you shout at your boss?
No, you shout at the guy your boss hates.
Perfectly explains Donaldimir Trumpovich.
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He's the enemy of the world. Yesterday's travesty in the Oval Office proved that.
If he's not a Russian asset then he's just woefully unfit for the office and is dismantling the United States from within.
He needs to be removed as he is a danger not only to the US but to the entire world.
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The president is either a Russian asset or woefully unfit for office and either way is dismantling the country from within.
The military should be knocking on the Whitehouse door and removing him, one way or another.
He's a danger not only to the nation but the world.
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Now he's been outed there's no point in playing pretend anymore. He's the first Russian president of the United States and since he's gotten away with everything else so far, why not go full mask off now.
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Poor "Little Marco"...can't even stand up for himself, now kowtowing to and working for the man who bullied and belittled him for so many years, how was he ever supposed to stand up for his constituents or his country. What a pathetic, little, spineless weasel.
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The Kardashians would be there day 1...and, sadly, there would be plenty of others.
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Because she didn't want the camera in her cell to "break" while she "hanged herself"...
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It's not an administration, it's a fascist regime. The time to stretch those 2A muscles is now.
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I look forward to hearing about the brave American hero that frags Hedgesex and puts a stop to this fascist takeover.
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Lame duck Nazi dictator who is unlikely to give up his power...so yeah, those poll numbers really don't mean shit.
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I genuinely can't understand it. Why would any self respecting woman with even half a functioning brain ever consider fucking Leon Skum at this point...you know what, nevermind, I think I answered my own question...
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I'd serve him...as an appetizer to some wild dogs.
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I'd rather see them both executed as traitors, but maybe that's just me...
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I am beginning to miss his personal brand of dipshit, war criminal, buffoonery...life is strange...
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Was that blender you were singing about big enough to fit a South African Nazi oligarch, or just hearts...asking for 335 million friends...
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They wouldn't "play politics" they would just obey their fascist, oligarch masters. So, technically, it's not a lie, I guess...
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When it's disco night at the old folks home.
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Well of course they chose RFK Jr., he has a higher concentration of syphilis than the vial.
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I'm sure Leon Skum would. Probably for $86 billion...and immediately run it into the ground...just another *genius* move...
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I'm going to have to go out and buy some new dancing shoes for his funeral...hopefully soon.