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machomessiah.bsky.social

'The People's Scrub'. 9x Skyrim Buyer. Native. Vet. MFL Champion 21/22. Cyber Gaymer. Melee Enthusiast. 33rd at KR4. Back 2 Back Mafia Champ 🇵🇸🏳️‍🌈

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The most inaccurate part about the DnD movie is that all 4 of the player characters were straight

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

Happy Pride month!! 🏳️‍🌈

submitted 22 days ago • 97 comments

the sickos man is very cold. let him inside

submitted 85 days ago • 59 comments

Shut the fuck up you TESLA OWNER

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Pikachu revolting in Turkey, Luigi allegedly assassinating CEO’s in Manhattan. I hope Sonic the Hedgehog knows to use a VPN when doing searches for “bulk fertilizer” and “Tesla dealerships near me.”

submitted 88 days ago • 7 comments

Tech companies are cowards for replacing the gun emoji js

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I came out this morning and found this flyer on my Honda Odyssey. Just because I own a Honda doesn't mean I condone the man's actions or agree with all of his political beliefs, and I'm a little offended at the idea that I should be held responsible.

submitted 115 days ago • 68 comments

Garfunkel looks good.

submitted 127 days ago • 59 comments

You just know that loser is fucking malding at the fact he's being filmed

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I think the “YOU” from Crank That Soulja Boy could wake me from a coma

submitted 135 days ago • 14 comments

just checked the other timeline. tony hawk pro skater XIV is coming out on dreamcast 6

submitted 137 days ago • 201 comments

I'm in shambles

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Tell me you wouldn’t do the same

submitted 150 days ago • 3 comments

RIP to a legend

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Balatro be like

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i actually feel kinda bad for rodgers. a guy my age losing a power struggle to a teenager named brick is something that should only happen in the mad max universe

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“We're gonna take the North and never give it back.”

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IT'S TIME

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High octane stuff

submitted 206 days ago • 58 comments

Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life theonion.com/man-getting-...

submitted 207 days ago • 101 comments

DA BEARS

submitted 207 days ago • 6 comments

I joined Team Rocket because no one else would take me in. To many, Giovanni was a criminal. To me, he was the only father I had ever known.

submitted 213 days ago • 96 comments

They're about to kiss 😳

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“Crack open a cold one — it’s Friday once again.” -Jon Bois

submitted 220 days ago • 53 comments

As promised/threatened, I have delivered my assessment of every NFL team's vibes midway through the 2024 season. Today, I present the AFC, ranked from best vibes to worst. assigned.substack.com/p/the-2024-m...

submitted 222 days ago • 12 comments

slept almost seven consecutive hours last night. If you put me under center right this moment I could throw 18-25 for 220 yards and 2 TDs

submitted 223 days ago • 1 comment