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Father. Husband. Resistor. Ally. Asshole. Not necessarily in that order.
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A razor touched my face for the first time in many years today. It was a strange feeling

I am always saying this: Equalioy hurts no one

Hey everyone, you want to know a fun factoid? Almost all of the federal agents currently in LA aren’t local, which means they’re staying at a hotel somewhere. Hotels have fire alarms. Wanna know another fun fact? If protests start popping off in other states, they can’t be everywhere at once.

If ICE is reading and monitoring this, please know you suck balls and nobody likes you.

Happy Pride weekend, KC

Aaaaaaaannnd there it is. The passive voice was no accident earlier.

This might be the first time I’ve seen the passive voice used to describe an officer being shot actually.

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

It’s a miracle I remembered my login for my PC at work today honestly.

I actually had to set my alarm this morning, because it’s my first day back at work since MID-FUCKING-APRIL EVERYBODY

New look. Who dis?

Happy Pride, men who love men!

Big Boner Men snipe petty tweets at each other, Very Manly, much BDE, sigma behavior

Yikes!

it’s like watching Piss and Shit have a fight

Elon Musk, the genius visionary who could not predict that the guy who has betrayed every person he has ever met would betray him

Men are too emotional to hold positions of power

The enemy of my enemy is still my enemy but I still like seeing them fight

Hateful messy bitches fighting on main is our Pride Month gift from the universe

It's a belief designed to shift all the blame to someone else and should be recognized as such.

We had fish tacos last night for dinner in honor of our TACO POTUS

Bugs are dying and the AI that's stolen our work is in everything like a metastasized cancer and genocide is ignored and people are being disappeared and the oceans boil and nobody's watching the hurricanes and bigot clowns run everything and this is the worst version of We Didn't Start The Fire

Craftsman makes it difficult to figure out how to submit a warranty claim, but once I got someone on the phone they processed it immediately and are sending me replacement ratchets with zero requirement to return my defective 30 year old tools. I’ll call that a win.

Hey MAGA what’s your answer to this one?

Fuck crypto and fuck AI. Thank you, that is all.

Not trans

Wracking my brain to think of anything that has aged more poorly than this www.wsj.com/articles/the...