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Christmas story by Neil Gaiman ramblingatthebridgehead.wordpress.com/2017/12/24/n...

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me: [carefully placing a baby on my boss’s desk] my boss: and the other one me: [pauses, then unstraps an ankle holster that cradles a smaller, but just as deadly baby]

submitted 182 days ago • 148 comments

Er terroristen islamist er det alle muslimers skyld. Er terroristen anti-islam er det alle muslimers skyld. I Teigens hode fører alle veier til det mørkeste politiske grumset du finner. Aldri gi hverken denne mannen eller den digitale kloakkbloggen han skriver for noe som helst legitimitet.

submitted 182 days ago • 11 comments

THE DRONES ARE EATING OUR CATS, THEY'RE EATING OUR DOGS

submitted 187 days ago • 147 comments

ROFLMAO 🤣

submitted 189 days ago • 147 comments

Ugh FINE I'll show up to work "sober" to lead the department of defense. YES without "sexually assaulting" everyone, christ anything else?

submitted 198 days ago • 473 comments

The Secretary of Defense is too important a job for someone with Pete Hegseth’s sick personality, lack of experience and zero qualifications. He’s a danger to the nation. youtu.be/Q4Es-IDBDao?...

submitted 198 days ago • 485 comments

the frenzy over the hunter biden pardon is a good reminder that the press knows how to make something a scandal and has decided that nothing trump does is truly deserving of that treatment

submitted 200 days ago • 1061 comments

Welp

submitted 199 days ago • 103 comments

En av de stolteste seirene i AUF-historien! Utrolig glad for dette gjennomslaget som sikrer at abortnemndene fjernes, og at kvinner skal få bestemme selv fram til uke 18.

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5 reasons why The Shining is a Christmas movie 1. Snow 2. Red rum 3. Hyperactive kids 4. Big snuggly jumpers 5. Huge family row ending with someone putting an axe through the door.

submitted 200 days ago • 291 comments

No doubt I’d be best friends with the owner of this house. 😂

submitted 200 days ago • 280 comments

Massive away win for the little fella.

submitted 201 days ago • 583 comments

CARTOON OF THE DAY

submitted 200 days ago • 202 comments

LIFE HACK: Answer your phone "Hello you're on the air" and 99% of the time people will just hang up.

submitted 202 days ago • 615 comments

Hi just wanted to say thanks to everybody for signing up for The Onion this weekend. It is very nice to be a part of a member-supported business where our readers seem genuinely happy with what they're getting and what we're doing with their money. Thank you for telling your friends. Just thank you.

submitted 202 days ago • 65 comments

I can hardly wait!

submitted 202 days ago • 3204 comments

Forgive me if this is petty but the next account I’d like to surpass here on Bluesky is CNN. They helped normalize Trump at every turn and did nothing to help tell the truth about Kamala. Time to show them what we think. Can you RT this and follow us if you haven’t. 💙🙏

submitted 203 days ago • 545 comments

It's sickening

submitted 203 days ago • 230 comments

We should probably stop electing people who are preparing for the rapture.

submitted 203 days ago • 138 comments

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I can totally get behind this.

submitted 203 days ago • 555 comments

😁

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Great advice on public speaking

submitted 211 days ago • 1 comment

My favorite thing about bluesky is we can disagree about stuff like Garland, but no one is a huge asshole about it. Everyone is super-nice and people make genuine points and ask legit questions. Thanks for that!!

submitted 206 days ago • 1330 comments

There is an increasing number of MAGA accounts on this app. Two thoughts. First, it is clear that Bluesky is the future. Second, let's band together and keep this positive energy going, no matter who joins.

submitted 206 days ago • 560 comments

I’m posting a lot less on Twitter and I’ve stopped posting completely on Threads. More and more, it’s only Bluesky for me. 🦋

submitted 206 days ago • 1587 comments

All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole. Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁

submitted 208 days ago • 2066 comments

One of the things I still don’t understand is how these tech bros can be pro-technology and anti science.

submitted 208 days ago • 3030 comments

Look who's here! A must follow: @sarahlongwell25.bsky.social

submitted 208 days ago • 184 comments

Remember new users are coming on daily, unsure of engagement. The more posts you like and reply to, the strong the platform becomes !

submitted 207 days ago • 3315 comments

In case you were not there in early days of Twitter… DO NOT SUBSCRIBE TO BLOCK LISTS. It sounds like a great shortcut, but malicious actors come in and create lists that include folks from our side. This was a huge problem in 2017 on Twitter. Just block trolls as they hit your feed.

submitted 209 days ago • 297 comments

I love this.

submitted 209 days ago • 922 comments

Your Daily Affirmation: Chocolate is my Jesus, It bringeth me comfort when I am in distress, it sustains me in my time of need. It filleth me with good will toward my fellow humans. It wipeth my tears. It giveth me strength and hope. It slappeth my bottom and calls me Betty.

submitted 208 days ago • 5 comments

Is Gladiator 2 worth seeing in theaters? I feel like it was better live.

submitted 208 days ago • 528 comments