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magdatheodd.bsky.social
Chubby Chaos Pixie. GenX still playing dress-up. Extreme case of gay pirate brainrot! ☠️💜🐙
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It was absolutely brilliant! My family sat around after discussing whether we would be red shirts or white shirts and what crazy story we would each choose to tell.
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Sending big internet hugs your way.
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My husband descends from Clan Forbes. We've been researching his genealogy for years, and the more research you do the uglier it gets. Did you know many highland men were brought to the US colonies as POWs and sold as slaves? newenglandhistoricalsociety.com/how-scottish...
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I would love to be labeled a tree crotch inspector! I'll go do the form now. Thanks. ☠️💜
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Fuck that shit! You're awesome just as you are honey. Hugs.
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There was supposed to be a poem with it all about giving mom a thumbs up, but my kiddo didn't finish that part of the assignment. If you've ever met my kid, the severed finger is much more fitting! 🤣
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Nope. I haven't seen it either. 😕
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COBRA is crazy expensive. I'm doomed if the hubs ever loses his job. One of my meds is $33,000 a month. It's basically magic miracle pills as far as I'm concerned, but there's no keeping it without good insurance.
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The hubs suggested I could write something like "Calico Jack in all his toxic douchey glory should show up in every fic and break up Stede and Ed."
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I don't see how you can turn that down... I mean health insurance is kind of a biggie in my book. 😊
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Yeah No. Definitely. Making out implies getting to second base, getting off implies sliding into third base. They're different categories for sure.
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Have you seen that they also hunt with little packs of fish and punch fish that get out of line? youtu.be/G2rKIx9wpZI?...
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The hours nearly broke him, but he loves the job itself so he stuck to it. It's the first job he's had that actually works really well with his ADHD. It's just the right mix of thinking and physical work.
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Lis, I'm not sure if I ever told you, but my husband is a rural mail carrier here in Washington. I don't think most people understand just how much work being a carrier is. Until recently when Amazon finally started delivering on our island he'd been working 70+ hour weeks since covid.
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I'm Pope Peppermint Chew VI!
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Seems like the natural reaction to living in the stupidest, shittiest of timelines...
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Stede being such a tease!
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His little star on his tummy is sooooo cute. I wants to boop it!
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Ify's giant tootsies were just insane!
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Franks been our house mascot for years now. His hat used to be mine, but it looks much better on him. 😅 He's fully articulated, including a wired posable tail. Sadly, he lost a hand, so I made him a hook replacement. My husband found little Izzy for me last year. They make me smile every day.
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He's not cursed! He just needs to be adopted into my family to live with his brothers Frank and Izzy. They'll gladly make sure he stays out of too much trouble. See how sweet and innocent they are.
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Woo-hoo!!! So happy for you honey.
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I'm not one to mute or ban an account unless I have an issue with the person, but I've started muting accounts in the last week. I neeeeed to restore the balance in my gay pirate brainrot diet...
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Any chance there are clear enough images of Kilmars hand from when he met with the congressman this week? I'm sure it's bullshit, but it's always nice to have irrefutable evidence that cheeto face is once again lying.
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That makes me want to retch so much. He's copying something China has been doing to young Uygur woman for a while now in East Turkistan. The fathers are imprisoned if they don't "give" their daughters to Chinese men. The Chinese men are incentivised to marry these young woman with money and land.
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Absolutely. For years we've "joked" about their claim that they offer the news. We've said that they lie, which is true, but not the whole truth. The reality is they've spent years brainwashing people with a steady stream of lies and intentionally misleading information. There must be consequences.
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I absolutely adored this wrap up to the story. I cried when Ed left and a bit more when he came back. Now I gotta pull myself together enough to get out of bed and eat some breakfast. 😅
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As a quick add on, I did just see someone hope the Orcas would take out her yacht while she's on it. I have to admit that the idea made me giggle. But of course no ones died from the Orca yacht attacks....
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I despise that wretch, but there's something wrong with anyone who thinks it's okay to wish violence on someone they hate. People like that need to pull out a mirror and really look at themselves.
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Samba the bandana is amazing. I've treated myself to one of the bandanas plus a set of Con's awesome pins as an early Mother's day gift. ☠️💜
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My eldest was obsessed with HP when he was young and the hubs and I read the series together, so it held a special place for us. Once we saw what she was, we jusy stopped buying merch or games or watching any new movies. Clothes and collectibles were donated. Washed our hands of that vile wretch.
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I'm not sure America is gonna be safe for even Americans much longer, so I suggest everyone steer clear of our shit show until we can sort this crap out.
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Sooo many people adore lavender, and I can't even stand the smell of it. It makes my nose itch immediately. Maybe I'm mildly allergic??? My mother LOVES lavender and keeps buying me stuff made with it no matter how many times I tell her I like Lilac scent not Lavender.
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If only we could believe anything from them these days.... I hope it's true, but just don't trust them.
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We were a big Harry Potter family until we found out she was such a vile wretch. My eldest was obsessed with the books when he was little. We stopped buying anything HP related including the games. Even favorite clothes from before have been donated to charity.
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Sending lots of long distance mama bear hugs your way. ☠️💜
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I recommend doing your own research to see if other people are reporting the same symptom. I've been having cardiologic symptoms since last summer that they can't find a cause for. Found out on my own that the depo shots I was on could have caused it.
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Me too. When he won the election my faith in Americans was devastated. I just try to remember that many of those that voted for him are poorly educated and have been fed a steady stream of lies for years. I'm still mad at them, but trying not to hate them for it.
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Well I just made my donation to World Central Kitchen. Hope I did it right. I covet the monkey....