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Introvert. Curly hair. Tattoos. Open minded liberal. Greedy for stories and cheese.
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One of our foreman got his truck stolen at the job site this morning and when my boss told me I said, "Whoa, that's bold. Weren't there people around?" And she said, "Well, they have all the rights, so why not give it a try?" 🙄 Okay, Dirty Harry

without downloading any new pictures, what is your mental state?

It's so funny how GBBO and the seasonal baking championship shows on Food Network are known for being soft shows people watch for comfort but every so often a contestant will say their spouse said if they don't win don't bother coming home. JFC, people

I'm tired of being the only person who does anything around this place* *the condo I own and live in by myself

Some days I really want to punch this stupid game in its face

I'd like to thank everyone involved for the swimming/walking around in boxer briefs scenes in episode 3 of the new season of Reacher

Movie you've watched more than 6 times, gifs only

Come on, French Kiss!! We can beat that behemoth!

Yeah, I did that just the other day. What, like EVERY day? - me talking about applying lotion, eating vegetables, talking to another person

I can't stop myself from this, no matter how hard I tried -- this is the way. I'm so sorry

I heard Dude Looks Like a Lady on the radio yesterday and thought, um, is it still okay to play this song? And since I couldn't understand a goddamn word he said, I looked up the lyrics and as God is my witness I still don't know if it's okay to play that song

Do you think it would be a bad idea to put on my year end self evaluation that I will strive to improve my communication to upper management by stopping in the middle of doing actual work to pacify his little baby ego and immediately reply to his email about unimportant bullshit?

It's self evaluation time at work, which means it's time for me to consider just quitting and becoming a drifter