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Conway's Law isn't a promise, it's a threat! If you whine about a math problem in base-10, I'll make you do it in base-16 too.
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From the lips of Steve Rogers

We wanted to sing one for Brian Wilson last night at our show at the Chicago Theater. The rehearsal may have had more magic…

Shut the Senate down now Shut it the fuck down No collaborating with fascists

The news is out! My next comic is a tie-in to @oni-press.bsky.social's epic #RickAndMorty event Rick vs. The Universe. I'm writing the second tie-in "Beth 'Til Death" under the direction of "showrunner" and writer of the main 4-issue miniseries, @kibblesmith.com! bleedingcool.com/comics/rick-...

A lot of youse sound a lot like this lately.

Seth gets it

Comic: somethingpositive.net/2025/06/11/j...

this is literally Trump v. CASA 😭

We don't really have a free or functioning press if they are required to pretend not to know conclusively that Stephen Miller is an avowed white supremacist

By the way, if Bluesky was as unpopular, failing, and one-sided as the editorials say it is then they wouldn’t even write editorials about it, let alone a new one every few days/weeks

Today’s news has me once again thinking about the time Mike Love was driven half mad by someone in the audience eating nachos.

Brian Wilson was my friend and my brother in songwriting. We shared a similar sensibility, as evidenced by his 4 over 5 chord under “Aaaah!” in "Good Vibrations” and mine under "I’m into something good.” We once discussed who used it first, and in the end we decided it didn’t matter. (Continued)

my average lyft passenger rating fell from a 5.0 to a 4.9 because they were like "oh are you on bluesky" and i said "yeah this is me" and they were like "get out of my vehicle"

There's this famous story about how when Stephen Fry was narrating the 1st Harry Potter book, he had trouble saying, "Harry pocketed it." So he asked JKR if she would change it. She said No and then subsequently put it into Every Single Book. What I'm saying is that she's always been a bitch.

Walt Disney and Comcast's Universal filed a copyright lawsuit against Midjourney on Wednesday, calling its popular AI-powered image generator a "bottomless pit of plagiarism" for its use of the studios' best-known characters.

Waiting for the big outlets to put two and two together and realize that police whose identities are secret and facilities are secret are secret police.

Please. No more security questions. And if you are stuck with an account that requires them, www.random.org/strings/ is your new best friend. Just generate a random string for "who was your childhood best friend" and record it in your password manager's notes section.

Gonna print me a shirt for church.

BREAKING: Terry Moran is out at ABC News. "We are at the end of our agreement with Terry Moran and based on his recent post – which was a clear violation of ABC News policies – we have made the decision to not renew," an ABC spokesperson says.

I was a medic at the Santa Ana protests in OC today. I watched police fire tear gas, flash bangs, & rubber bullets into crowds of men, women, & children. Other medics and I were clearly marked with red crosses, and the police were targeting us. One of the most fucked up things I’ve ever seen.

i stopped wearing red crosses more than a decade ago, because police *habitually* target medics. this isn’t a one-off, it’s a deliberate choice they make over and over again. it’s not “a few bad apples,” it’s widespread practice.

A lot of tech companies are great places to work... for their actual "employees". However, many tech companies use a shit ton of contractors and folks legally distinct from actual employees to do much of the work. This is what they mean when they say run America like a business.

NEW: California files an emergency motion for a temporary restraining order to stop the Trump admin from using "the federalized California National Guard and active duty Marines for law enforcement purposes on the streets of a civilian city." storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Today's mood - calculating a tip on the lunch included with the tour

I can’t speak for anyone else, but this analogy of “Lady Liberty’ held captive, is exactly how I feel about this presidency & administration and what their attempting to do with our rights and freedoms… The New Yorker captured the feelings perfectly… One word, UNACCEPTABLE!

Writer who doesn't know difference between ranches and farms offers false-equivalency of water used for food vs data processing as "opinion".

Tell me how Bernie Botts traumatized you so that you cannot trust ANY Jelly Belly.

Will it recommend moving to @planetscale.com instead? Because based upon most of the analyses I've run, it probably should.

Happy Wednesday

And here we are…👇 Such prophetic words. Hauntingly. True. 😎✨

Happy Birthday to the GOAT: Miles Edward O'Brien. ... I mean, Colm Meaney. 🖖🏻🥃

It's possible she may be guilty of this crime, but it's unreasonable for her to pay too high a price for 20 seconds of action. Think of her future! Girls will be girls.

This tab on Windows 11 is one of the most transparent examples of "the developer has clicks as a metric" I have ever seen and I high-key hate it

They pretend that the USA was founded as a Christian nation. Then they pretend and insist they’re Christians. Then they govern like the motherfucking antichrist.

EVERY PARDONED individual by Trump has been an agregious thief, rapists, etc, save 1.

NEW COMIC: Next Gen

Look I get it, your basic sense of humanity is betraying you. BUT if we just keep our mouths shut MAGA is a problem that will take care of itself.

When I see people who think appeasement will keep an authoritarian off of their backs

Tidying the fridge and discovered an expired covid era can of pears. What does one do but recreate a classic elegant 1960s salad.

Dear MAGA,