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Somehow I joined a Facebook group titled “Grandma’s Old Recipes.” I fucking quit.

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Me: “I don’t need this lightning cord.” Apple TV remote: “Good luck, asshole.”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

I bought an $89 fan. Motherfucker. I can’t be trusted with credit.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

They should make it a capital offense to put ground coffee and unground coffee next to each other on the shelf at the grocery store. —ramblings of a angry guy with no grinder and a $9 bag of beans.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

The most glorious of all days. Remembering you have a baguette in-house

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Making kebobs. So far chicken, peppers, onion, zucchini, and about 8 puncture wounds.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Contemplating my snacks for the week. Top of the list? Celery Second? Hemlock.

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

$1.99 frozen grocery store jalapeño poppers? Yes. A thousand times yes.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

“Alexa, play ABBA.” I need to stop day-drinking

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Last night, both the former governor of Maine and a dirty Hav-a-Heart trap were in my local bar. The Hav-a-Heart was the least noxious

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Double-dose of cucumbers and I’m one step from being the Hindenburg

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

When hauling a ladder, and you don’t have anything to hang, a Santa hat will do

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t want to brag but I planned my week of pants perfectly

submitted 41 days ago • 0 comments

Ritz. So overrated.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

As full micro moons go, this one is pretty good

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Something kept taking my dog’s bones off the deck. I was guessing raccoon, fox, or skunk. I was wrong.

submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

Tried this line in high school, never worked,

submitted 54 days ago • 0 comments

Just Alexa, twice, the names of the four Teletubbies #anotherSaturdayNight

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Where am I? Grocery store hummus.

submitted 73 days ago • 0 comments

Haven’t burst not flames yet

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

I wasn’t prepared for this recipe to be so cutting board heavy. I’m down to using an old pizza box.

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments