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I'm here to bring you bad puns and good dad jokes. Or good puns and bad dad jokes. Either way, I hope you hate it!
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He would invite you to a damsels show before he'd even mention that he's a performer.
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As a straight guy who loves theater: this is objectively true.
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10 bucks says it's Stephen Miller. I hate that guy.
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Those are the same thing. How does one write something like that and not go... "Wow, I'm wrong and a moron"?
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Typo: first two should read "had many terrible ideas and minimal writing ability"
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The line moving forward for every single one of us who actually opposes this dude is, "I stand with the protesters."
No one needs your hot takes about optics.
Democracy lives or dies by what happens next with this.
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This is so cursed.
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RTFC only applies if you're literate and care about the game. I'd be shocked to find out that either applies to Marjorie.
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My table has a rule that we can only play BB if we're eating cheesecake and I think that should be in the core rules, personally
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Changeling: the dreaming was huge for me. Double props for putting Brindlewood Bay on your list
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This is the real pro tip right here.
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She was put in a position where she could either try to get help and kiss the ring or just watch her people suffer and get blamed for it. I don't agree with her choice, but I also blame Trump and not her.
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I mean...
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Why does this have me giggling?
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Surely, this was said in chest.
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An avo-gato rolls off the tongue better, but I love it!
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Oh. Huh. Well he just posted a short where he performed pink pony club and said Clerb a bunch, so the timing was interesting.
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Jacque ze Whipper?
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I'm sorry to inform you that "that's so Raven" isn't an 80s show, or even a 90s show, but in fact didn't start until 2003.
Nina Simone is more likely to have had an impact on naming conventions in the late 80s and early 90s.
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(I know you said nes but I'm bad at following instructions)
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The opening theme from MegaMan X always hits just right for me.
youtu.be/MkhIGJsYb4I?...
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She has a particular set of skills...
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Sesame. Street.
That is all.
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OH! And I argue that it's just better to play couch co-op. Grab a friend or a loved one and get FUNKY.
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...it's forgotten for a reason. We don't speak of it.
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As charming and unique as the first game is I LOVE the plot and mechanics of the sequel. It's a side-scrolling platformer where Earthlings hitched a ride to Funkotron and now the Great Funkopotomus is hiding until you capture them all. It's dope.
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The sequel, Panic on Funkotron, has a rhythm mini game in it that slaps.
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I had the unmitigated joy of meeting Sir Terry at a little book shop outside Ann Arbor, Michigan around 2002. He was as charming in real life as he was in his writing, and I treasure my signed copy of Soul Music.
I'm truly sorry for your loss. The world is objectively worse without him.
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I'm now fully imagining Cecil playing it and commenting on what a simple, straightforward kids game it is.
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A real monkey's paw situation.
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Where do pirates keep their buccaneers? Under their buccan-hats.