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half the job growth coming from health care is not encouraging when you look at what republicans plan to do to health care in the budget

🚨NEW: @cbsnews.com reports ICE is arresting people who can't even legally be deported and holding them without enough food or water in a federal building BASEMENT in Los Angeles. Families dutifully attending check-ins with ICE are being arrested and held for days, forced to sleep on the floor.

Rebuttal: all burgers that aren’t veggie/vegan are animal style

Yall im crying

The concept of political keyfabe is useful, and as often happens with useful concepts, it's been enthusiastically adopted by a number of people who do not have the analytical ability that God gave a whelk

Thank God we didn’t pick the lady wanting to give first time homebuyers $10 K in assistance. We’d be missing out on the serious business of addressing important government tasks that’s on display right now!

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez has endorsed fellow Democratic socialist Zohran Mamdani as her first choice for New York City mayor.

does feel like we shouldn't overlook the fact that amid all the extremely funny shit the richest man in the world in no uncertain terms announced that his wealth is responsible for republicans' control of government and that they, and the president, should be beholden to him

When this antisemitic vandalism in Paris happened last weekend, I saw a lot of people online blaming Muslim immigrants and/or pro-Palestine protesters. Turns out it was Russia, wanting people in France to blame those groups to feed support for the far-right. www.france24.com/en/france/20...

A friend of a dear friend had a terrible house fire. She lost one cat and her other two were seriously wounded. Please help the kitties if you can. www.gofundme.com/f/huge-home-...

Three Serbian nationals were charged today with antisemitic vandalism in Paris last weekend. French investigators suspect Russia is behind the attacks, as a way of increasing ethnic tensions in France and increasing support for the French far-right. www.france24.com/en/france/20...

This is the most middle school coded shit

This seems like a great day to remind Bluesky that Stephen Miller lived four doors down from me freshman year And our student council person asked him (and everyone) to sign a birthday card for our dorm’s janitor And he threw a tantrum and wrote an op-ed about not socializing with “the help.”

In which Adam becomes the first victim of the Male Loneliness Epidemic

This being Bluesky, a fight immediately broke out over whether “the girls are fighting” is problematic

woke up at 2 am thinking “holy shit, this could be great news for every agency suing DOGE” like how hard is Trump’s DOJ gonna go to bat for them if everyone files right now while he’s mad and ready to agree that everything Musk did was bad and wrong

It brings me no joy to report that the only actual surefire cure for hiccups is 15 mins on the Stairmaster.

You ever see a dress that’s like “I will do whatever it takes to fit into this, idc idc”

He looks like somebody Ray Liotta snuffs in Goodfellas

groimes you haeve to come get me at Geetmo

Helluva way to announce you don’t have any gay friends

must be incredibly frustrating and disheartening to have federal funding that was promised to you for important work suddenly and arbitrarily ripped away

Do wookies get mange and if so do they just look like Sloth from Goonies with full body psoriasis or something

I must insist that we not compare Elon Musk to Ernst Röhm, as we know that Röhm was physically brave, men liked him, and he could get laid without buying someone a horse.

look, props to the Steelers for finding a way to drop this news on the one day nobody online is paying any attention to football

there are decades where no posting happens, there are weeks where years of posting happens

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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny

Suing the govt for making me think about Stephen Miller and Elon Musk boinking in the same day

This timeline simply will not permit me to not think about the least fuckable people on earth fucking will it

AAAAAAAAAAAAH I HATE IT HERE

if this is all he’s got, trump’s cabal did a good job keeping him at arms length, tbh.

She doesn’t know it yet but she’s getting her annual summer shave on Sunday. Then the house will be haunted by a very cranky uncooked whole chicken.

Earnest question: are any of you freaks from Pikesville, MD? and if so tell me your three biggest pros/cons of living there

I have a monthly donation set up with the WFP to help Gazans, Haitians and anyone facing catastrophic hunger. If you can swing it, I strongly urge you do the same or similar.

It’s worse than even the predictions

All of those cars, women and yachts are rentals *at best*

I brayed like a donkey

This will definitely go well and there will be no blowback

In 2017, when Trump implemented the Muslim ban of his first term, the ADL was vocally opposed to it. Now Trump is doing it again, and as far as I can see, the ADL has said nothing.