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making a platform with character limits is anti-autistic hate, I know my rights, you can't fucking do this to me, i have a god-given right to yap and when the revolution comes all you bourgeois dogs will hear all my insipid star trek opinions so help me go
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i dunno i played the trumpet and i'm an anarchist so i feel like maybe this isn't the most accurate description
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Unfortunately you're gonna have to reckon with the fact that some Christians sincerely care about your well-being and want to create a world much like the world you want to live in, and you're gonna have to swallow your pride and work with them to achieve your common goals.
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I think it's funny how in this thread you've stepped back from "you made this up" to "you're interpreting this wrong" to "it's nothing stop worrying about it" instead of actually standing by anything you said. do you actually believe the things you type or is this some type of defense mechanism?
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"I voted for the Nazis, b-b-b-but, I didn't vote for people getting rounded up by the Gestapo..." Fuck off. They voted for this. Anyone who voted for Trump in 2024 but is saying they didn't "vote for this" now is either a liar, or a moron that's also a liar.
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I dunno man, when you have an org actively courting ardent centrists and pitching, and I quote, "independence from liberal and progressive interest groups" and "a complete rejection of race- and group-based identity politics" the writing on the wall is in very big, very clearly printed letters.
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I am literally just summarizing the article lmao
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yeah no i don't think the big problem with the billionaire-controlled brain chips was that there weren't enough options i think that's missing the point a bit
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okay that's a bit disproportionate
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I don't think we should forgive Nazis just because they're willing to *pretend* that they didn't want Auschwitz to happen.
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i think it's more accurate to say that, when asked point-blank, they CLAIMED they didn't vote for this. As it turns out sometimes people are fucking liars, especially if they're fascists and ESPECIALLY if they're being asked to admit to being fascists.
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i consider this the trekkie equivalent of a maga hat.
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i understand the fighters guild is hiring new members. not bad work for some folks.
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You said "all these candidates" so I interpreted that to mean ALL the above candidates. If that's not how you meant it to be read, then fair enough.
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welp, you know what happens when you assume: you make an "ass" out of "u" and "me"
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I don't think you can reasonably call Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez a "stereotypical elite" if I'm being quite honest. She's not as far to the left as I would like but she is a young progressive from a working-class background and it's a bit weird to lump her in with the rest of those candidates IMO.
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Not a quote. But if you want a quote, you can check the article that headline is from: jacobin.com/2022/05/pete...
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fuck almost like they have reason to believe a deal with the us isn't gonna stick or something
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You didn't print "Luigi Mangione's Ghost Gun", you printed a gun resembling one ALLEGEDLY in the possession of Mangione, which ALLEGEDLY shot Brian Thompson. Luigi Mangione is innocent until proven guilty, and as of yet we don't have conclusive proof that the gun NYPD showed is even his.
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No and if you think otherwise you're either dumb or evil or both.
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You mean you shitskeet us not?
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Palm Pilot released in 1997, but the Blackberry didn't release until 1999.
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okay so uh i feel like the reason none of them were peering at smart phones has more to do with the fact that what we currently call a smartphone barely fucking existed in 1998 and was not commercially popular i think that's probably a bigger reason why nobody was on their smartphones.
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"hear me out" <posts conventionally attractive mime>
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question: what are your opinions on the idf invasion and occupation of gaza? are you equally upset at the damage to those buildings, including many much more historically important buildings like the Church of Saint Porphyrius? Or are you only upset when buildings built by slavers are burned down?
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i get all my discourse from screenshots of insta reels posted on friendster.
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Admittedly I'm asspulling like I'm writing a term paper at 11:59PM there though.
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Reality TV is fascist because it encourages sadism and superiority by making games of coercing strangers into debasing themselves for money and clout True crime is fascist because it actively cultivates paranoia around violent crime and sows mistrust, alienation and fear of an imagined violent Other
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No, the left saying "stop treating queer people and minorities like shit" wasn't "pushing too hard." If anything the right was given too much leniency and allowed to gain too much ground. The fascist backlash to minorities can't be compromised with, they consider compromise a step to their goals.
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and the spam filters DO NOT WORK. They have never fucking worked.
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i'm not being artsy or pretentious it's just that somehow spammers have found my THIRD email address, which i have given literally ONLY TO MY PLACE OF WORK, and so now i get idiot shit like "today's funny" and i can't just turn off inbox notifications because my work emails are sincerely important
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there is no coherent definition of "sauce" that includes all commonly-described sauces but excludes mustard.
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no no you're right, i need to eat a vodka sauce spaghetti breakfast. it could fix me.