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When you squeeze a lemon, you get lemonaide, right ? When you squeeze an asshole, you get shit then.

Amazon presently has 750k robots which play a crucial role in fulfilling 75% of orders now.

Elect a clown, get a circus.

Hell hath no fury like a billionaire scorned.

Watch people are funny. The manufacturers pretend their diver watches will go to 100 m of water resistance and the desk divers pretend they're going to dive with it.

Not only pathetic, but just imagine the level of apocalyptic coverage we see if Nancy pelosi was the leader and she took her marching orders out in the open from George soros

Trust Elon as about as far as you can throw a cybertruck.

When propaganda is friendly it says propagandhi .

It's taken 290 million dollars done private by Oakview Group and 2 years opening in December to renovate First Ontario Center to become the Taj Mahal of arenas in Hamilton. Here are industrial generators being installed today.80% of the building has been gutted.

Eventually I got out of call centers. It took 8 years. I met someone today I last worked with in one in 2001 who's still there in tech support. He looked so sickly. *shudders* The road I didn't take.

Dept Q Netflix Remember the medical show House? This guys got the irritability of House, dealing with his PTSD, but he is a dogged determined detective working a 4 year cold case. Sherlock Holmes has a Watson here who helps him ++ a Syrian Muslim.

Dept Q Remember the medical show House? This guys got the irritability of House, dealing with his PTSD, but he is a dogged determined detective working a 4 year cold case. Sherlock Holmes has a Watson here who helps him ++ a Syrian Muslim.

Don Ruiz 4 Agreements Book affected me a lot. "Be Impeccable With Your Word," "Don't Take Anything Personally," "Don't Make Assumptions," and "Always Do Your Best." These agreements are a guide to personal freedom and mastery. The thing about it is its lessons you can remember even in crisis.

It's a testament to their work ethic when Elton John can deliver 1972s Tiny Dancer and make it sound almost like the original in 2025.

Here’s the key: your dick has given you what you need to fulfill your destiny. If you needed a different personality, it would have given you one. If you needed different gifts, different strengths, different looks, different parents, it would have happened. Quit comparing and run your race.

I'm in the sky trapped in a pressurized tube so for the next hour or so I will answer your questions. ASK ME ANYTHING and I'll respond, likely via repost. Whaddya want to know? (If you don't want to see this nonsense, mute me for about an hour, it's cool)

Truck of the Day...

It's important to take as many supplements as you can so when one finally does something for a change you'll still have to take the other 9. Join Mike for other life hacks

Canada’s summer temperature forecast: Above normal heat www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...

Tesla robotaxi launches in Austin June 14. When are we predicting the first robocrash ?

The thing about opportunity is you have to sharp enough to recognize it when it comes along.

So by the time a Mars mission could possibly happen a small group can leave one inhabitable planet to go to another even more inhabitable one.

Indias experience with Great Britain was a little different than Canadas.

When the engine light is on your car is your priority now to go to the car wash ? When 8 billion people are living in a heated hell hole, should we just be grateful that in Star Trek fashion 100 people are going to inhabit an even more inhabitable world ?

83% of Canadians were indifferent to King Charles visit in a national poll.

Everything Elon touches turns to garbage I am sure that behind the scenes his engineers were praying he would move to DC fulltime He is widely regarded as the worst boss in the United States and it seems clear he has only ever hurt his own companies by being present onsite

Don't let anyone stuff you in the back of a car. My mothers advice in the 70s before she sent me on my bike with a note to go buy a carton of No.7 cigarettes for her.

Spotted today

Spotted today

A visit in the hood by Mr Bunny.

A Brief History of Young People Today Don't Want to Work 🧵

If you only throw a penny into a fountain, do you only get a penny's worth of dreams ?

As America descends into authoritarian fascism and the tyranny of a deranged wannabe-dictator, General Mark Milley's patriotism comes across loud and clear. 🙌🙏💪👏👊🇺🇸👇

Of course he did. He is creating Chaos so insiders can make money on the stock market and we are distracted from his crimes.

Desi Arnez of I love Lucy fame was more than the Cuban band leader. He insisted the show be filmed on 35mm and they had to take a pay cut to do it. He insisted they own the negatives and they ended up with a multi million $ asset. She insisted he play her husband on the show.

The Carnaby scene only lasted a few yrs in the 60s gone by 69 It was fun clothes like the Mods music the Kinks, the Who, St Pepper, Small faces Itcychoo Park It's parodied in Austin Powers movies. Psychedelic colors. Quite well and wistfully evolved in @sethabramson.bsky.social Carnaby music

Detective: Can you describe the man who shot you? Me: He seemed mad