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marakwetin.bsky.social
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Kumbe mko huku ?

submitted 136 days ago • 0 comments

Happy New Year, everyone.

submitted 150 days ago • 0 comments

Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

submitted 185 days ago • 894 comments

Imagine if Obama sold a shoe or a steak or vodka or a watch or literally anything

submitted 186 days ago • 3 comments

Imagine if you could drink the blood directly out of Jesus’ hand hole

submitted 189 days ago • 52 comments

What if I buy books 🤔

submitted 188 days ago • 76 comments

Obama was born in Kenya and thus should not have been president. But it's ok that president-elect Musk was born in South Africa.

submitted 189 days ago • 9 comments

Hello Kenya 🇰🇪🦓

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

A crisp, fresh breeze flows down from mt. Kenya.

submitted 186 days ago • 0 comments

Ernst Haas Aerial Flamingos Kenya, 1970

submitted 185 days ago • 2 comments

Spot-flanked Barbet Kenya #birds

submitted 187 days ago • 0 comments

This cheetah looks to be almost smiling at us :) #Safari #Kenya #Africawildlife #Africanwildlife #cheetah #wildlifephotography #canon

submitted 186 days ago • 19 comments

Zebra stripes are like fingerprints, no two are alike #Safari #Kenya #Zebra #Africawildlife #Africanwildlife #wildlifephotography #Canon

submitted 187 days ago • 11 comments

Exploring Northern Kenya.

submitted 187 days ago • 3 comments

STEP INTO FRAME Maasai Mara National Reserve, Kenya #photography #travel #art #wildlife

submitted 186 days ago • 9 comments

Kendrick Lamar beat Drake in a rap battle so thoroughly that Drake called the police. I will never stop laughing about this!

submitted 186 days ago • 194 comments

Everytime someone calls Trump “President Donald J. Trump” is like reaffirmation that this is the cultiest cult to ever cult

submitted 186 days ago • 1197 comments

Kendrick yelling Mustard sent that man over the edge

submitted 186 days ago • 10 comments

The UMG/Drake/Kendrick thing is what podcasts were made for

submitted 186 days ago • 64 comments

Going over to X now feels like having to check the mold infestation in your basement.

submitted 186 days ago • 1824 comments

There’s losing a rap beef, and then there’s “your honor, I would like to put it in the record that his words harmed me.”

submitted 186 days ago • 55 comments

Sometimes I look at the art on my walls and think about how the idea of art may be older than the idea of walls.

submitted 186 days ago • 374 comments

I am back baby.

submitted 194 days ago • 0 comments

my buddy and I found a pit in the woods that brings the dead back to life. we’ve mostly been using it to fuck with our friend brendan

submitted 350 days ago • 18 comments

The point has already been proven so whats next ?

submitted 349 days ago • 0 comments

the main reason to get married is to have someone to listen to you as you periodically recap the plot of a movie you're watching in the style of a henry hill voiceover. the less like goodfellas it is, the better. dune's a good one. you can usually go ~15 seconds before being told to shut the fuck up

submitted 363 days ago • 24 comments

figured i'd jump on here and check out some posts

submitted 399 days ago • 36 comments

The moment when you realize the song that was playing when you lost your virginity is now being used to sell life insurance

submitted 402 days ago • 27 comments

It was 420 yesterday and I was busy as fuck it all passed.

submitted 405 days ago • 0 comments

every morning i have to stop sleeping. because of wokeness

submitted 428 days ago • 38 comments

nothing worse than getting a little sun and feeling better and realizing I have the mental complexity of a daisy

submitted 432 days ago • 24 comments

There’s something genuinely heartwarming that the biggest post of the day on this entire website is a turtle being ok

submitted 442 days ago • 17 comments

submitted 443 days ago • 2 comments

Still in my babushcat era 🐱🧓🌷

submitted 442 days ago • 26 comments

Congress, why are you banning TikTok when Microsoft Teams is RIGHT THERE

submitted 442 days ago • 29 comments

Good evening, the internet was a 41-year sociological study by Harvard University. We are now complete with our study. Thank you.

submitted 451 days ago • 41 comments

being an adult is so embarrassing. “guys I’ve been doing a good job sleeping lately.” Jesus christ.

submitted 454 days ago • 40 comments

Venturing into unknown lands here...now where's my...THERE IT IS, my pen

submitted 454 days ago • 0 comments

Getting lots of weird questions already answered by my shirt

submitted 454 days ago • 31 comments

I will not claim to have a super healthy online life but one amazing trick I have recently discovered is remaining as unaware as possible of the details of anyone else’s interpersonal beefs.

submitted 454 days ago • 35 comments

You know what this place needs: one of those guys pretending to be his own wife

submitted 455 days ago • 38 comments

putting “Atheist.” in your bio remains one of the funniest possible things you can do online. like damn what else man? you know how to use the u-scan at the grocery store? what other kinds of crazy shit you cooking up over there

submitted 455 days ago • 62 comments

Your periodic reminder that the greatest ever military in recorded human history was not from your country but was the Liechtenstein army that fought the Austro-Prussian War of 1866 who left with 80 men but came back with 81 because they made a friend on the way

submitted 455 days ago • 23 comments