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Just some guy. Games, stories, travel, dogs, anime, soup. I am thirty or forty years old.
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This was just posted by @tbretc.bsky.social on another platform. The Chicago Sun-Times obviously gets ChatGPT to write a ‘summer reads’ feature almost entirely made up of real authors but completely fake books. What are we coming to?

Since the term AI has been poisoned by generative world-burning stuff, we're going to have to go back to calling video game AI routines "the computer." I couldn't beat the final boss because the computer was being cheap, etc.

Saw this as a post on Facebook, from X. Most of the comments were on how women don’t care if you’re the leader of your friend group, but I’m still stuck on the guy even thinking most friend groups outside of like movies and TV shows have “leaders”.

we used to be a country. a proper country.

Calvin's Dad, who didn't own a tape deck or a VCR and wished he didn't have to have a telephone let alone a TV, would not be on social media frankly. People forget how ecoterrorist-coded he was.

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

On Mass Effect, our love scenes -- soft-lit gentle scenes players got after getting to know their love interest for two-thirds of the game -- got called "virtual orgasmic rape" by Fox News. Nothing is respectable enough. They aren't attacking porn. They're attacking intimacy and openness.

Well that was easily the longest build I’ve ever done! Super fun was to celebrate our anniversary tho, and a nice way to pass the weekend. Some cool stuff in this one!

Calvinism! Good things happen to good people, bad things happen to bad people. That’s how you can tell whomst amongst us is God’s Elect

Exhibit A for "Why Teaching History Through Games Can Be Effective and Useful."

it's been a few episodes since i've seen him and i'm having withdrawal symptoms

Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?" Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

If you see this, I IMPLORE you to pose a picture from whatever device you’re using without explanation

Pop quiz, hotshot. Without googling, which one doesn't belong? - Timberdoodle - Windfucker - Woodcock - Bogsucker

Considering the track record for smash players, I don't think creating a convenient means for them to contact minors is a good thing 🐀

I just realized that thing I love about 3D video games is the same thing I love about that Texas honky tonk themed bar in Shibuya

Weekend plans

Murderbot thoughts: -Casting is just excellent. -Skarsgard is very little like what I read, but is nearly perfect. -I kind of expected everyone to be saying The Company’s name but MB would bleep it out in real time. -Much funnier than the books to me, or maybe just more obvious given the medium.

My baseline level of anxiety lately has been too high, and the strong winds outside blowing out already-wobbly privacy fence aren’t helping. But going to see friends and watch the first couple of episodes of Murderbot helped a lot.

Is Gears of War the Next Sonic? The Pregnant Marcus Fenix I Just Drew Thinks So hard-drive.net/hd/video-gam...

Thanks Microsoft Teams for that not-at-all-chilling message 😧

They put the fucking train suplex into the set?!?!

This is the hardest I’ve ever been owned online

This is running in normal rotation on all the displays at my local Menards #opepope

This is Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you good MENTAL HELL!!

for those unfamiliar with competitive Pokemon this is the equivalent of if the NBA made guns legal and Lebron James insisted that this was ruining the sport but was forced to use one in order to keep up with the competition and despite his hatred of guns the NBA started out giving Lebron Themed Guns

me: technically baseball is parryslop my dad: i’m gonna assume grandchildren aren’t in the picture near term then

*crab-walked

Make sure your RPG battle transitions, scene composition, and attack animations are at least as cool as this Taiwanese DOS RPG from 1995

This is already how games work if you are over 35

I have three types of trip characters: - Guy who will martyr himself, you can just tell - Nervous wreck because this one’s a self insert - I lied, there’s only two types

every chef in the bon appetit kitchen during their golden era ~2018: i fucking hate green bell peppers me: that's ideology

doing research for gun models/designs got me thinking about this shit in destiny 2 again genuinely think it's awesome like 20% of scout rifles are like this

Beat Titanfall 2 last night.

Some very pretty clouds off my deck today.

ok but for real if you want to make a really good indie (or AA) games the number one way is "be financially comfortable via other means" blue prince guy owned a popular website generating income, toby fox was a successful musician... frankly if we had a UBI youd get SO MANY GOOD GAMES

Really incredible story unraveling in this thread, where Amazon and other sites have seemingly been able to sell an academic textbook that was withdrawn in 2021 and never actually printed or published, without the knowledge of the press, editors or contributors. Something has gone deeply wrong!