mariac0rrea.bsky.social
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Still don't understand how he lost twice.
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I think someone switched her water with holy water, and it burned her insides.
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This shit just keeps getting worse.
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I would say his mind is repeating the same mantra over and over again, "I am a white man. I am superior to every other demographic. I am smarter than them. Everyone wants to hear what I think. They will thank me."
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Columbia alien??
Also, as with the FBI, you have to identify themselves. (We're federal. We don't have to show you our badge or identify ourselves)
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Did the cocaine rot the little brain he had??
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Somehow, dog shit is smarter.
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How many technological advances have been made to appease our fluffy overlords??
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First, we see that ted cruz's dad is the zodiac killer and now we learn that jd vance changed his birth name to hide that he is John Wayne Gacy.
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Pikachu is an immigrant so it makes perfect sense for him to be leading the protest.
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Only one getting rich is trump.
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Too much meth and a lack of condoms.
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We don't have the same issues as last year.
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I mean, somehow, $180 million saved by doge saved turned into $5,000 for each american.
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I told doctors I am a lesbian and told them I've never been sexually involved with a man, but somehow still needed a pregnancy test.
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And thank you.
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Apt metaphor then.
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What's elbows up mean??
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Turns out that the Ford Pinto is a safer ride compared to a cyberstuck.
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Is that Dr. Oz... hope he has a supplement or a special tonic that'll cure him from dog balls and growlers.
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I'd be singing to the dog too
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I'd say it's the ones who know he is full of shit and that his policies will destroy democracy, but don't care because they have power.
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Congrats. Well deserved.
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It's going to be impossible to find a jury.
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They always become my friends.
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Hyman... he should have become a gynecologist.
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I feel the same. I will never vote for her at all. She kept saying, "I'm a prosecutor, and I know how to handle criminals." And then did no fighting. So many people had questions about their votes and what did she do-- concede and then hid.
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True though. You cant win by playing by the rules I'd everyone cheats. And virtue signaling about how we are better has never done us any good.
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Hmmm... Is it possible to train your dog to look for money??
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It's going to be really hard to find an unbiased jury. Luigi has been the only thing Americans have agreed on in a long ass time.
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Ugh. I'm so sick of artists going woke/s
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I know!!
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It's having tea with my crippling depression.
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It won't pass. It's just to show republican hypocrisy... at least i hope that's the point.
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Dark and mysterious. Nice
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Nah. I'm good.
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So we get to the moon because of black women... such shameful DEI practices.
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He is kind of bigger than
than Elon, so he makes most sense that trump is the big spoon, but I imagine they both need to be held while crying about how people are so unnecessarily mean to them. So maybe we have a spork situation.
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Which one is smaller, though; Elon or Trump??
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Wonder what other dumb crap will eventually wind up in his book. How Not to Do a Good Job; My Days as the Least Productive Attorney General.
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How exactly will HE bring masculine energy when he has very little of it??
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Time to seceed??? Lol
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Well we libruls can control the weather. I guess we forgot where the button that brings out our rain dancers to stop this fire.
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I'd only watch if the oath was in blood and not upholding those values causes painful lesions on the oath takers.
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I remember once upon a time when politico wasn't so up in right wing booties.
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His inauguration war chest is over $220 million. How much will actually be spent on his inauguration??