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I miss clocking into work, making a pot of coffee and immediately logging on to Gawker. Fuck you, Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan.

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@chrissteller.bsky.social did I just learn that Harry Houdini started out in St. Paul?

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I only have one pet at the moment. It's a praying mantis. I'm not sure where it is.

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Who cares if a roadrunner scolds you? I don't know. Can your state bird kill a rattlesnake?

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I was housesitting during Covid and it was hot AF. The roadrunners would literally scold me if I didn't fill up the birdbath twice a day.

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I found a nice Barbie doll at the rich kids' park. Then we drove to the poor kids' park and left it there.

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Supreme Court in a 6-3 split just gave states the green light to defund Planned Parenthood's non-abortion services. So, while taxpayer money can't fund abortions, now it might not fund contraception or cancer screenings for Medicaid patients either. Talk about a "pro-life" twist.

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Discovered by a New Mexican in Arizona. I accept the reasons that it is not a planet.

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I get the motivations of most of the administration. I really don't get what RFK Jr is trying to accomplish.

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You were dumbed down before you realized it. I don't know the names of any songs. It was just track 2 on the compact disc.

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I swear I'm not trying to make out with you. music.youtube.com/watch?v=8554...

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One of the sexiest songs ever.

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music.youtube.com/watch?v=P45x...

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Finally, "Big Balls" is not at the top of the trending list.

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What evil fantasies do you have? Donald Rumsfeld lived in Santa Fe during the Iraq War. I always wanted to kidnap him and waterboard him. "Is this torture MF'R!!!"

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Having fantasies about a super soaker full of glitter water. They would probably shoot me. Don't recommend.

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I got two STD tests and every condom I ever used from Planned Parenthood. FOR FREE. It's not all about abortion.

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Focus on the Family had nothing to do with religion and everything to do with politics. When opinions on homosexuality began to shift, Trans people became the new target.

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The entire Trans debate in the U.S. is because the GOP lost an election and they realized they needed a new boogeyman. In less than a week, everyone on the right to jump on board. 1% of the population suddenly became the biggest threat to America. I never see anyone else connect these dots.

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I promise to always be a noob.

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Also, I have an Albuquerque phone number and ID. How did they know I'm in Grant County? #TroutFire

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I've received 5 emergency alerts about fire evacuation orders being lowered. I didn't receive a single one about them being raised.

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The world would be very different if cats made an annoying sound when they purr.

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Things would change quickly if athletes stopped going to school in red states.

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I miss clocking into work, making a pot of coffee and immediately logging on to Gawker. Fuck you, Peter Thiel and Hulk Hogan.

@chrissteller.bsky.social did I just learn that Harry Houdini started out in St. Paul?

I only have one pet at the moment. It's a praying mantis. I'm not sure where it is.

Who cares if a roadrunner scolds you? I don't know. Can your state bird kill a rattlesnake?

I was housesitting during Covid and it was hot AF. The roadrunners would literally scold me if I didn't fill up the birdbath twice a day.

I found a nice Barbie doll at the rich kids' park. Then we drove to the poor kids' park and left it there.

Supreme Court in a 6-3 split just gave states the green light to defund Planned Parenthood's non-abortion services. So, while taxpayer money can't fund abortions, now it might not fund contraception or cancer screenings for Medicaid patients either. Talk about a "pro-life" twist.

Discovered by a New Mexican in Arizona. I accept the reasons that it is not a planet.

I get the motivations of most of the administration. I really don't get what RFK Jr is trying to accomplish.

You were dumbed down before you realized it. I don't know the names of any songs. It was just track 2 on the compact disc.

I swear I'm not trying to make out with you. music.youtube.com/watch?v=8554...

One of the sexiest songs ever.

music.youtube.com/watch?v=P45x...

Finally, "Big Balls" is not at the top of the trending list.

What evil fantasies do you have? Donald Rumsfeld lived in Santa Fe during the Iraq War. I always wanted to kidnap him and waterboard him. "Is this torture MF'R!!!"

Having fantasies about a super soaker full of glitter water. They would probably shoot me. Don't recommend.

I got two STD tests and every condom I ever used from Planned Parenthood. FOR FREE. It's not all about abortion.

Focus on the Family had nothing to do with religion and everything to do with politics. When opinions on homosexuality began to shift, Trans people became the new target.

The entire Trans debate in the U.S. is because the GOP lost an election and they realized they needed a new boogeyman. In less than a week, everyone on the right to jump on board. 1% of the population suddenly became the biggest threat to America. I never see anyone else connect these dots.

I promise to always be a noob.

Also, I have an Albuquerque phone number and ID. How did they know I'm in Grant County? #TroutFire

I've received 5 emergency alerts about fire evacuation orders being lowered. I didn't receive a single one about them being raised.

The world would be very different if cats made an annoying sound when they purr.

Things would change quickly if athletes stopped going to school in red states.

Texas directs public universities to identify undocumented students www.sacurrent.com/news/texas-d...

I'm adding glitter to my molotov cocktails.

If you couldn't get rich in office, fewer criminals would run.

Weather has affected way more elections than you realize.

The Poli Sci major in me wonders if the NY heat kept the olds from voting.

Prayers for the Haitian soccer fans in Texas tonight.

Cuomo has a sore Culo.