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marlo.ooo
33. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi https://marlo.omg.lol | http://ko-fi.com/marlo
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my dad has to make every single thing about him when i’m asking for simple things like not snapping at me or using a scary tone with me when he’s frustrated. i don’t want it taken out on me. he makes it about him. he never changes this. i am going to kill myself and i’m not joking and

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i think my eye is starting to go back to the side again like it’s less good than it was a week ago and i hate how i had to work for stereo vision i hate how i looked with it. if it does this and then i’m unable to qualify for a revision i’m just going to die or something i give up

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

oh this is a really good concept to base a heist game around

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do you think Princess Diana would have loved Dubstep??

submitted 7 days ago • 8 comments

LSD and not shrooms and obviously unintentional but i’m pretty sure doing acid in NYC on 9/11 is, in retrospect, wild

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

wasting away in mamma mia!ville

submitted 689 days ago • 4 comments

omg i forgot i could upload 3 minute videos i got some posts to make later

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

this marlo woman likes laughing at her own mid jokes way too much i’m telling you

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

monica zetterlund: this weed ain’t shit monica zetterlund after 2 hits off the j: en sån noja

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this man walked out of a tom of finland illustration

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i don’t know who needs to hear this but after a plane crash the plane’s cockpit voice recorder and flight data recorder may no longer be a bright orange but may be darkened to brown or black by flames and may be crumpled or otherwise misshapen

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Friendly Store Clerk: You remind me of that actress who used to be on. . . Me: *holds breath, prepares to be gracious* FAC: . . .Match Game, Brett Something? Me: *big laugh* Brett Somers, I’ll take that as a compliment!

submitted 10 days ago • 85 comments

if i ever have to take a survey that asks my political beliefs i’m just going to pick other and write in “costco member” and hope whoever is using the data is a little baffled by it

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

i do actually have a costco membership (got my mom’s in the divorce LMAO) so if you don’t and need to go to a costco and you live around toronto,

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oh my god

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