marlo.ooo
33. knows too much swedish, not enough finnish. pop culture enthusiast & absolut skitunge. up and coming something or other. singer & writer. she/her (hon/henne). ML ☭ pfp: @drewpont.bsky.social en/sv/fi
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if anyone wants my shit they can have it. my stuff is more valuable than having me around and it’s more desirable than actually being my friend or parent and caring about me in any meaningful way
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i don’t fucking care anymore. everything is bad and i’m better off gone. nothing has gotten better and it never will. i’m done with everything. oblivion is better than whatever the fuck all this is
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nothing ever goes right because im terrified that i won’t qualify for a revision if it goes badly i can’t deal with it anymore i just wish i didn’t exist
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which post king
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in nyc to be clear
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has to be that guy who did it on a rooftop on 9/11
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en banger som man säger på svenska
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well if it ever comes in handy i’ll be glad to have helped
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i can upload the majls dejvis clip here and if none of you snitch swedes can actually watch it without a vpn
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han kunde väl ha sagt nånting annat!!!!
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you also need the majls dejvis story her whole autobiography is wild if you ever want a pdf. kinda wanna translate it as a passion project for portfolio enhancement (idk why the thumbnail doesn’t work but i promise this is monica zetterlund talking about majls dejvis)
youtu.be/8gVxV897Hkg
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also i made this meme about it the first time i posted about it to bluesky bc she admits she can’t roll a j lmao
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if you need the transcript (probably not but i did it anyway and also translated it regardless so i’m posting it)
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jess… have you heard One Of The Best Swedish Celebrity Stories Of All Time as narrated by said swedish celebrity
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i think we should still go to the fika weed store for the bit (i don’t do weed i just want to lecture them if they don’t have in-store complimentary fikapaus)
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wait that’s actually true
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honestly a huge compliment
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…lmfao
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i feel like the kind of apples would really make or break this
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im more of a costco ice cream girl
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lol my grandma got nec fasc twice and apparently when i was a baby i visited her in the hospital the second time 💀
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i like it i like it
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im not an investor though
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what do i write in for religion if asked tho
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yeah my dad works in funeral stuff (not sales. he has a heart) and he’s so chill about death and corpses now. it’s pretty cool to have seen him go from uneasy to unbothered by most things. the only thing that really hits him harder than normal these days are when young people die
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Number 576: Eroder Gum, the extreme gum that four out of five dentists literally beg you not to try
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do you have a shower bidet i feel like that could help with the dishwashing
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bank heist then one of those expensive as fuck swedish horse mattresses (sorry. sorry. autism moment)
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i don’t need to understand tbh i’m just happy you do feel that way about him it’s nice to see how much you love your partners :)
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also im sorry getting my mom’s spot on the costco membership my dad pays for after their divorce is incredibly funny to me as a concept
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for all i know you have some swamps of dagobah reddit story level shit you’ve seen
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i also do like gold star stickers but that’s just because i’m obsessed with stickers in general
“gold star lesbian” as a concept irks me for the obvious reasons
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i absolutely do but also absolutely do not
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well played, deedee megadoodoo. well played
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i wanna know about me but don’t want to google it myself