marshscarecrow.bsky.social
Pragmatist. Satirist. Feminist. Otherist.
I’m not an Atheist. I’m Atheish.
#Resisting since 1775. I left Twitter *way* before leaving Twitter was cool.
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Also: I swear an awful lot.
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They are working hard, busily digging through their archives in order to arrive at the moment armed and ready.
…with their favorite photo of themselves with President Obama…
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The football team just showed up at play rehearsal and wrecked the sets, ripped up the costumes, and beat up a few members of the ensemble while the coach looked on, the principal was laughing, and the drama teacher was ridiculed, then fired, for trying to put on a show in the first place.
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Order without law is fascism.
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“Jump up, look around, find yourself some fun. Don’t just sit there hating everyone. No man’s an island and his castle isn’t home. The nest is full of nothing when the bird has flown.”
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ER. Uglier. MUCH uglier.
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Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk. Follow me for more fun tips. Click, like, subscribe, and FUCK ICE.
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Make it Bicardi 151.
Yes. I know it’s higher end stuff, but it grants you built in plausible deniability.
“I’m sorry, your honor, I was offering him a drink and a smoke and things got out of hand. But it was a GREAT party up until then…”
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Everybody knows the rules. One asshole.
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“All of the evidence proves that this bill is the worst thing EVER for the American people. But there’s nuance. And that nuance makes it the best thing EVER.”
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Outstanding. 💪🏻
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M.A.D.?
Nah. Orange Julius has a lot more to lose than Dicky Rich.
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“Sissy SpaceX”
BAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
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Right????
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My first thought at seeing this picture was “psychopath.”
Then I find out it’s a new Trump hire and feel absolutely vindicated.
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“This is my best solo, listen.”
“…but you’ve just broken your last guitar string.”
“And my drummer is going to blow your mind.”
“Your drummer is in Switzerland…”
“This is my best solo. Listen.”
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This is delicious.
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Can you imagine if Musk ended up in El Salvador?
Holy shit.
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Honestly: if Musk admitted that in exchange for immunity and Trump and his lackeys (especially Pee Wee German) all went to prison…I wouldn’t even be mad. (Although I would still be chafed about the data theft…)
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Bannon must be shitting himself with glee over this. His jealousy was quite amusing, so this ought to be HILARIOUS. 😂
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No shit, Elon. Tell us something we didn’t already know.
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It’s going to boil over. And that’s what they’re hoping for.
God help us all.
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So it is written.
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“This is a political hit job from—and let me tell you, this inspector has it in for TRUMP! It’s—and everyone says it—because, and what you need to know—we’re having a banquet for ICE. And at the end of the night, there’ll be a raffle and the winner gets to round up and jail my staff…it’ll be fun.”
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I’m not convinced he’s pretending…
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The best May based on what criteria?
Most minorities oppressed?
Most illegal deportations?
Fewest applications of Due Process?
More openly racist people being openly racist?
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But if we can just find Jamie Raskin TWO REPUBLICANS, we can end Trump’s record of only being impeached twice…
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DigiKey.
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But only the White People Who Oppose Them.
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The soulless ghouls behind this are testing the resolve of We The People.
There’s a very special Find Out coming their way, because things like this are going to erode our patience and galvanize our resolve.
#ENOUGH
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How many deals in how many days, again?
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Xenophobia. It’s his best trick.
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“I never liked him or his cars. In fact, I never heard of him.”
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When the drugs are really hitting Elon…
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What is he on now? What drug causes you to do a complete 180 on your previous position?
Bitter humiliation, perhaps?
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You can almost set clocks by it. When a conservative starts spewing garbage about child molestation, you can bet that within a brief window of time, they’ll be busted for child molestation. 🙄
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Someone earlier in my feed suggested that’s her “tell” that she’s about to start lying.
So’s her smile.
The change in her demeanor from a question she clearly hates to her getting to spin the answer to please Der Führer is so saccharine and fake as to cause intellectual diabetes to anyone nearby.
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Notice her face while the question is being asked.
Scathing.
Her displeasure and disdain are on full display.
She’s only happy when she’s lying.
She’s smarmy, condescending, and GROSS.
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