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You need a heart of stone to not laugh like a drain at the Trump-Musk public fall-out.

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So then Elon goes "Kill the Bill!" and Trump goes "Elon has TDS!" so Elon goes "I'm the reason Trump won!" so Trump goes "we waste billions on Elon!" so Elon goes "Epstein!" and a corpulent flunkie goes "Deport Elon!" and Elon goes "Impeach!" And THAT'S why women are too emotional to be President.

submitted 1 day ago • 238 comments

“A Busy, Busy Day at the Airport” By Ruben Bolling Genius. Click in.

submitted 2 days ago • 24 comments

We only rate dogs. This is Chewbacca having a spa day. He's trying to relax. Please give him some privacy. 13/10

submitted 2 days ago • 313 comments

"When they open the door, let me do the talking"

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I mean it’s bad the head of FEMA admitted he didn’t know there was a hurricane season but it could be worse, you could have an anti-vaccine lunatic running the health department or a brain-melted wannabe dictator who backed a conspiracy theory Joe Biden was replaced by a robot as President

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Today in things that sound like the field of study for a 60s Marvel villain but are an actual real thing.

submitted 6 days ago • 7 comments

Today is the 91st anniversary of the last diary entry of the first man who tried to climb Everest solo. Mind you, his plan had been to crash land a plane 14,000 feet up and then stroll the rest of the way, so perhaps he wasn’t destined to succeed

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

An important life skill to develop is the ability to not have an opinion on a thing. This is because there are many things which it is not necessary for you to have an opinion on. A related skill is recognizing that the list of things on which an opinion is required is different for everyone.

submitted 11 days ago • 16 comments

My plans for a major retail emporium are being threatend by wholesalers who won't let me steal the stock.

submitted 14 days ago • 101 comments

I think we’ve got enough of a crowd* to make this work. Shall we say 8pm, Saturday 24th May. Pizza and wine optional. Bend and snap compulsory. *i.e. me and the cat

submitted 15 days ago • 25 comments

Tariff Otaku prepares to lick the hot stove again.

submitted 15 days ago • 52 comments

Kemi Badenoch to Keir Starmer at PMQs: “He needs to stop whining about what the last government did.”

submitted 17 days ago • 13 comments

Coverage of idiots claiming ‘betrayal’ or ‘surrender’ isn’t just bad journalism, it’s a dereliction of our duty to explain things. I’d actually forgotten just how bad it got but here we are, straight back to treating liars & spivs like authorities of equal weight to experts & honest brokers.

submitted 19 days ago • 172 comments

Train delayed due to a swan on the track.

submitted 24 days ago • 143 comments

What UK politics needs is far more sustained attention to expertise shown in threads like this, in place of the 24-hour commentary and snap analysis. And then the experts and the politicians to be working together effectively. Not very confident...

submitted 25 days ago • 10 comments

Oh well done. You didn't consider maybe identifying your strategic industries and supply chain vulnerabilities BEFORE starting a trade war with the only gorilla in your weight class, you absolute clown cabal?!?

submitted 26 days ago • 8 comments

HAPPENING NOW: Bail hearing for Rumeysa Ozturk, the Tufts PhD student who remains in detention in Louisiana after she was taken from her home in Massachusetts by masked immigration authorities. The hearing is before a Vermont judge. Ozturk is appearing virtually from Louisiana.

submitted 28 days ago • 41 comments

As I have said before, trying to defeat fascism by making concessions is like trying to cure gangrene by giving it your leg.

submitted 33 days ago • 14 comments

Top tip for politicians: try standing up for the principles and vision of the future you actually believe in, forming policies based on that, and then convincing the public to vote for those principles, vision and policies. (I know, this’ll never catch on)

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

Labour's base-punching strategy reminds of the Seinfeld episode where George is so obsessed with making Jerry's girlfriend like him (she clearly hates him) that he neglects his own girlfriend (who does like him) and she leaves him

submitted 36 days ago • 60 comments

I really hope he promised free eye tests for all residents.

submitted 36 days ago • 9 comments

Kemi Badenoch keeps calling for inquiries into the rape gangs. I’m just very confused as to why she never thought to look into this important issue herself when she was Minister for Women. #PMQs

submitted 38 days ago • 49 comments

This video should have the music from Benny Hill in the background.

submitted 38 days ago • 44 comments

CBC finally calls Carleton - the Canadian Tory leader Pierre Poilievre has lost his own seat

submitted 39 days ago • 445 comments

“We are over the shock of the American betrayal, but we should never forget the lessons. We have to look out for ourselves and above all, we have to take care of each other” - Mark Carney

submitted 39 days ago • 59 comments

The Trump Effect. Kind of like King Midas except that everything he touches turns to shit.

submitted 39 days ago • 30 comments

Trump's cabinet gathered around him, exchanging concerned glances behind his back while assuring him over and over again that China's, "definitely going to call," with the too-earnest energy of a girl's group chat after Stacy has what was clearly a one night stand with a club promoter.

submitted 39 days ago • 9 comments

I have waited my whole life, for this moment....

submitted 39 days ago • 738 comments

If you are asking this morning what Labour can learn from this, the answer is - almost nothing. The election is four years away.

submitted 39 days ago • 7 comments

This is Dino. He saw you with that hot dog bun. Tried to get away but tripped over his own ears. 12/10 he has a family

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NEW: PublicSquare, a website that lets you search for businesses in your community that explicitly want you to know they endorse Trump/MAGA values, is backfiring as people use it to boycott those businesses. www.huffpost.com/entry/public...

submitted 42 days ago • 504 comments

Animals have a certain way of celebrating the warm days

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For #worldpenguinday, if you've never heard a penguin being tickled before, here's a penguin being tickled.🔊🆙

submitted 42 days ago • 22 comments

I want a president who is tougher on Putin than he is on Harvard.

submitted 43 days ago • 521 comments

When more than one person lives in a house with a Labrador who tells lies.

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

Memories.

submitted 44 days ago • 5 comments

I've just become aware of a road in Aylesbury called Paradise Orchard and I wondered if there were any other roads whose names don't entirely reflect reality

submitted 46 days ago • 57 comments

Favourite protest sign of the day - #handsoff #protest #resist

submitted 48 days ago • 87 comments

Maybe we should honor the women who were real astronauts. From left to right are Shannon W. Lucid, Margaret Rhea Seddon, Kathryn D. Sullivan, Judith A. Resnik, Anna L. Fisher, and Sally K. Ride. NASA selected all six women as their first female astronaut candidates in January 1978.

submitted 49 days ago • 526 comments