maskawin.bsky.social
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The most "American" Response possible. Obviously in an unhinged "Yikes" kind of way
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Its just two dudes hanging out in a totally straight way (Mr Fantastic doesn't need warm up stretches)
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Hungary joining the Axis Powers again was not on my bingo card
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Sometimes, I give my players a free reroll when they roll poorly for something big.
"Oh no, your dice fell off the table, and you have to reroll it," I say after knocking a d20 off the table
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I guess they are technically talking about a problem but still yikes
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The best Snow White sequel!
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Doodles
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So yeah I have now made it so they can form a megazord and will let the players know later. They don't read my Bluesky
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BONUS
Thunderhawk Shadow(6): A cigarette shaped vehicle capable of traveling from point A to point B instantly. Some exclusion apply. Capable of small, slow movements. No medium speed. Weak defenses. Whisper quiet. No cargo space. Seats one and a half
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Thunderhawk 5: A floating communation relay station hidden above the clouds. Intercepts magical communications from the island below with its magical caves augmented by technology. Large enough to support a small town on its surface. Seats many
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Thunderhawk 4: A canoe made of dragonscales and Hag bones. Capable of traveling on and through fluids from water to lava. A magical dome is projected over the canoe to shield its passengers. Seats 4.
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Thunderhawk 3: A crystalline Hot air balloon with a basket made of Obsidian-like wicker. Designed for high altitudes. Moderate overall speed. Seats 6
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Thunderhawk 2: A single large bounder with dozens of satellite boulders. The satellite boulders can be manipulated to pick up, move, or otherwise carry objects. Seats 2. Unknown maximum capacity
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Thunderhawk 1: A large sphere capable of flight and self propulsion via rolling around. Seats 2. First to respond to an emergency
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Enter the Thunderhawks!
An Emergency Response Team for an island no bigger than Manhattan
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I think yes. Like a Venis Flytrap or a Pitcher-style plants
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More to grab on to
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Update: I am the aforementioned bitch and simply misplaced my good sharpie
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All without voice chat 😅
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The Fortnite usernames aren't helpful. Especially after dad junos on instead
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Yes you do look like you'd feel pretty great
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Twink to Twunk
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Not that our customers who send stuff to Mexico wanted to save money or anything
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Oh hey my eyes seeing different colors (things in left eyes are brighter than the right eye) isn't just in my head
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I was then asked if I ever had a lazy eye or spent a period of time wearing an eye patch
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"Haha Evil Villain Henchmen kinda stupid"
"Oh no Real Life Henchmen kinda stupid"
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I know who would know more information but he hasn't spoken to me in over a year at this point.