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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || if you were born after 9/11 then I'm legally required to ignore you. https://www.twitch.tv/master_blastoise
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submitted 22 hours ago • 1 comment

andrew cuomo is visibly upset and people are crying

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

every single time i listen to "So Fresh So Clean", i am absolutely gobsmacked by this line who the fuck let Andre say this, why did they allow this

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Duality by Slipknot should be a 17 minute song

submitted 18 hours ago • 0 comments

And the Being Normal olympics begin.

submitted 19 hours ago • 126 comments

New Yawk baybee go Mets

submitted 18 hours ago • 1 comment

submitted 20 hours ago • 36 comments

ok i had to

submitted 19 hours ago • 21 comments

#makeaterriblecomicday2025

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

This mfer has a PhD in history and still conflates the Russian Federation with the USSR. What a fucking moron.

submitted 23 hours ago • 1 comment

Alright butthole guardians, here's the deal: no money. The good news is I just got a new job that I start tomorrow, so I will actually have an income again. But right now I need help. Please consider pitching in to get me out the negatives. Thank you. cash.app/$MasterBlastoise paypal.me/madyall91

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

My latest for the New York Times:

submitted 1 day ago • 40 comments

destroyed

submitted 1 day ago • 29 comments

I have absolutely no opinions on the New York mayoral race but strongly believe we need more politicians who have been observed being enraptured by Kenny Omega.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

i just finished watching Godzilla: Final Wars and i have been altered on a molecular level

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

submitted 3 days ago • 16 comments

who up DELELELELE-ing they WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Happy 6/21 day! e621, better known as monosodium glutamate, (or better yet as MSG) is a flavor enhancing chemical compound widely used in Asian dishes due to its rich, savory and umami flavors. Despite being completely safe, in recent years it's been deemed as harmful. Why? 🧵

submitted 3 days ago • 3 comments

was watching clips from the long cancelled Halo TV show with a friend earlier and there was something about it that was incredibly uncanny that i could not place. it finally hit me after watching the 4th battle sequence, and I realized it's just like fucking Power Rangers.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Chris literally doing the meme

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

A Dem lawmaker and her husband were killed by a guy for their political views and it’s already out of the news.

submitted 3 days ago • 660 comments

if it wasn’t already clear to you before, it should be clear to you now, that current dem leadership has opted into a strategy of waiting out trump’s term. maybe they get some power after the midterms but it’s clear where it will be wielded: to bargain and compromise, not in oversight.

submitted 3 days ago • 15 comments

Alright well Fordow was hit but they barely did any damage to it and the place has been empty for like months lmao.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

If anyone wants to give me any "sorry for slavery" money, I wouldn't be opposed.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Well my bank account is about $400 in the negative lol

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

There is nothing on Iranian media about this as far as I can tell

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Yet Luigi launched a thousand hand-wringing op-eds from the chattering class. Makes you think

submitted 3 days ago • 39 comments

I don't think Trump has bombed Iran because I'm not seeing any other reports beyond his truth social post. I think grandpa needs to have his phone taken away.

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment