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I'm just an eepy lil guy with hort tummy-itis, setting gender to "no" || CEO of Autism || if you were born after 9/11 then I'm legally required to ignore you.
https://www.twitch.tv/master_blastoise
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Luv da Mets baybee go Mets
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Those damn reds! How could they make us do this to ourselves?
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Roman history LARPers don't suck America's toesies challenge, any %
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My credentials? Go fuck yourself, Westoid.
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I suppose one thing you can say about the Russian Federation is that they have maintained a lot of the trade agreements they had under the USSR so like in a roundabout way this dude is correct but not in the stupid idiot dumb baby brain way that he thinks.
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Also I would like to fucking eat dinner tonight
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Usually my family helps me out but they're all strapped this month and can't send me more than a couple bucks
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I'm so fucking sick of begging people for money
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I now have M-base DNA
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this is the only movie that exists now
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i'm so conflicted, dude
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it's entertaining at the very least. i understand why the sweaty gamers were so mad about it as i myself am still not sold on it, but i won't deny that it's fun. it's just weird because if it were literally anything else it'd be fine. Halo tho? it has the vibes of a high def fan made mini series.
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also no one in that show knew how to hold a fucking gun, they were just waving them around like toys and i was losing my mind
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they made a Halo show that is just Power Rangers but with blood and gore. i'm in fucking awe.
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oh good someone else remembers perfect hair forever, i was beginning to think it was a fever dream
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I don't even think this is legal lmao, which y'know when has the US cared about legality, but it's just so blatant and fucking wild
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You know what would be really funny? If someone told Trump this is going to happen like tomorrow or whatever but he wasn't paying attention and thought it already happened.
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I hope I'm correct because whew
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To a lesser degree, in my experience it's always the horniest people with the worst fucking politics.
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This is not sexual freedom. You are trapping yourself within your own desires by needing to make everything around you your own personal dildo.