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humorous internet transgender any/all but if you're indecisive then just she/her minor pfp by @/tachibana_limbu on the evil website https://masterninjamt.straw.page

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I don’t know why but this has been cracking me up for the last five minutes.

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YOU'RE PLAYING guitar shred SPLITGATE 2 car crashing THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S SHOOTER Imagine Dragons begins playing

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you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

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My favorite part of SGF was when the Splitgate dude said he wanted to "Make FPS Great Again" and then announced a battle royale mode with Imagine Dragons playing.

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the lioness does not concern herself with her grade point average

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"yeah but Mario kart on switch 2 is so fun you can play as a cow and dress up princesses in cute outfits and it's open world" Yeah but that's not Ichiban Kasuga the hero of Yokohama

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those who dwell

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You don't see ratios like this outside of twitter

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Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

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Just walked into the most upsetting room hotel setup I've ever seen

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Trans women when they see bread (idk if this is true but I like bread so it must be bread is good)

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did one of the mfs who watched David and Goliath fight have a dragon ball scouter

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Turns out battlefront 2 is a fun videogame and I am a goddamn menace in an AT-ST

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alexa play Through Patches of Violet

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Haters say it's fake

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Switch 2 and ice soup

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Beautiful woman silhouette avi: Ha! A lovers spat? It seems as though fELONia has been booted from the love nest by Queen DONNAld 🔍🐣 Finger held to hushed lips avi: Must have been quite the dust-up. Orange makeup and platform heels flying everywhere! 🤣👠💄 Bio: ALLY‼️ I 💙 LGBT on my page

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Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? theonion.com/why-do-...

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My personality disorder is borderlining rn this sucks someone kill me

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For those in the know.

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from u/littlesmalltinyone

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Crazy backshot here

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the year is 2017. i get up at fuckass oclock to get the new nintendo switch. the first game i play on it is breath of the wild the year is 2025. i get up at fuckass oclock to get the new nintendo switch. the first game i play on it is breath of the wild.

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yuri lowenthal's hidden twin, yaoi lowenthal

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decorating my new place is going well

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Rumor: Switch 2 Cartridges Have a Different Taste Depending on the Game. Examples: Tears of the Kingdom = Salty Tears Mario Kart World = Tires Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut = Crime Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S = Puyo Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition = Keanu Reeves

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Stay safe out there, folks.

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as far as I'm concerned all lesbians are lesbian legends

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evil jackscepticeye be like bottom of the evenin to ya lasses

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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 02,1945

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Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

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gun store worker who watches too much Coop772 showing a customer a gun: Starting up at the front, there is no N-Strike barrel lug, this is a Remington 870

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I don’t know why but this has been cracking me up for the last five minutes.

YOU'RE PLAYING guitar shred SPLITGATE 2 car crashing THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANDPA'S SHOOTER Imagine Dragons begins playing

you don't see husbands realizing they forgot their anniversary and searching for a gift and seeing the necklace their wife wanted in a window for $50 and pulling out an empty wallet and moths flying out and then seeing a poster that says "BOXING MATCH FIRST PRIZE $50" and saying "hmmm" much anymore

My favorite part of SGF was when the Splitgate dude said he wanted to "Make FPS Great Again" and then announced a battle royale mode with Imagine Dragons playing.

the lioness does not concern herself with her grade point average

"yeah but Mario kart on switch 2 is so fun you can play as a cow and dress up princesses in cute outfits and it's open world" Yeah but that's not Ichiban Kasuga the hero of Yokohama

those who dwell

You don't see ratios like this outside of twitter

Elon and Trump pulling into separate Home Depot parking lots and tweeting “I’m here you fuckaas bitch”

Just walked into the most upsetting room hotel setup I've ever seen

Trans women when they see bread (idk if this is true but I like bread so it must be bread is good)

did one of the mfs who watched David and Goliath fight have a dragon ball scouter

Turns out battlefront 2 is a fun videogame and I am a goddamn menace in an AT-ST

alexa play Through Patches of Violet

Haters say it's fake

Switch 2 and ice soup

Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking My Cock? theonion.com/why-do-...

My personality disorder is borderlining rn this sucks someone kill me

For those in the know.

from u/littlesmalltinyone

Crazy backshot here

the year is 2017. i get up at fuckass oclock to get the new nintendo switch. the first game i play on it is breath of the wild the year is 2025. i get up at fuckass oclock to get the new nintendo switch. the first game i play on it is breath of the wild.

yuri lowenthal's hidden twin, yaoi lowenthal

decorating my new place is going well

Rumor: Switch 2 Cartridges Have a Different Taste Depending on the Game. Examples: Tears of the Kingdom = Salty Tears Mario Kart World = Tires Yakuza 0 Director’s Cut = Crime Puyo Puyo Tetris 2S = Puyo Cyberpunk 2077: Ultimate Edition = Keanu Reeves

Stay safe out there, folks.

as far as I'm concerned all lesbians are lesbian legends

evil jackscepticeye be like bottom of the evenin to ya lasses

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller June 02,1945

Happy anniversary to those who celebrate

gun store worker who watches too much Coop772 showing a customer a gun: Starting up at the front, there is no N-Strike barrel lug, this is a Remington 870

mfs will be like "bro my balatro run is crazy" and send you a screenshot that looks like this

channeling this energy while trying to get back into splatoon

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