matt-rosenberger.bsky.social
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Fox News is going to use footage of the No Kings rallies and say it’s footage from the $45 million parade for Taco
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$45 million in tax payer money for Dementia Donnie’s nap. We are so great again.
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Linda McMahon: I’d rather watch my husband’s sexual misconduct
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That was two pints (equals 4 cups) ya friggin legend!
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Crumbled like some kind of fragile food. Can’t think of its name…
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Not entirely wrong
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Feels like one last FU. “We’re no longer going to receive money from you so just be grateful for this going away party.”
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Awesome!
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Thank you for your service
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Check out Mr. Rockafeller over here owning libs while the rest of us can only afford to rent them.
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I just wish for once I didn’t have to undress.
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None of my guests ever compliment my garbage can :(
It’s always “if we come back here one more time, we WILL be taking you down to the station in handcuffs!”
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Yeah, C-3PO’s memory was wiped but R2-D2’s wasn’t!? R2 is just a robo space cat, just doesn’t care.
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All of our mom & pop shops in my red state are maga 😭
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Absolutely, you fierce warrior!
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Her lingo is so fetch
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My dad is a huge fan of TOS and TNG. He STILL voted for Trump 😓
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Yup
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Or national constipation since we can’t get rid of this waste?
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“I get to mute this account.”
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Reality TV ending US democracy was actually on my bingo card 🤷♂️
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Hah!
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Love that the final panel is always
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Captain America: Ugh, muties!
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Can’t wait for part 2 to air on IASIP. What was Dennis doing that whole time!?
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2/3 of the way down the page here:
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can-nope-y 😕
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youtu.be/ZmWH1F-caM8?...
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Yeah. I’ve switched from beer to bourbon for extra copium.
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Agree! At least then I was hopeful that he wasn’t going to be as bad as he portrayed himself on Twitter.
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Those damn “wealties”
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Also, Final Fantasy 1
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OMG I was JUST in a car an hour ago! That’s craaazy!
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Why are the x-men so tiny?
Why is Magneto’s return dreaded? It’s only been 3 months.
Why was there no backstory to Toad’s carpal tunnel syndrome?
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That’s a great picture of Elon generated by AI if he was older, fatter, and less successful in his business ventures!
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This fookin sundowner, bruv…
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I’d pay for your newsletter to do this to every Star Trek episode.
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I’m high on dopamine right now. This is amazing.
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I’d totally watch that.
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Can I at you if I agree 100%?