mattatmac.bsky.social
Father, number cruncher, unapologetic Ezreal main
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Play Dark Urge first if you're brave.
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Everything I've heard about NDT is that he's insufferable to be around unless you're a celebrity.
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All of these tech firms are foaming at the mouth hearing about how much VC money is sloshing around if they just say the magic word "AI"
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Well that's upsettingly relevant
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I think he's earned the honorary title of stump ally
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I didn't know Bigfoot was trying to reform his image
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From the sounds of things we should be less worried about "Ben Franklin: Serial Killer" and a lot more worried about "Ben Franklin: Necromancer"
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Still remember showing my dad that the disc was heat sensitive. He wasn't super into my music, but he and I bonded over how cool of a concept Year Zero was
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I can't stop staring at the wall butthole shaped like a key
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Reading someone write with complete sincerity that "Among Us" was an assassination simulator gave me an out of body experience.
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This shit aint nothing to me maan
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The real question is, did you side with the NCR or Legion in your first playthrough
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If you posted this picture with a very different caption you'd be getting interviewed by Fox News right now.
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I think the hilarious part is that this is probably just United being stingy even in a scenario where it would mean finding the person that killed their CEO.
Surely they could provide funds to augment/increase this award, no?
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Gary Busey is the final boss before you get to the pearly gates prove me wrong
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Sounds like Terry was just looking for an excuse
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Here's me trying to figure out what kind of shop even sells an Anthony Bourdain mug in the first place
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I'm just sad that this movie never really had a chance Harvey Weinstein famously forced huge cuts that gutted the final product
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"If I didn't see you beat me up, did it really even happen?"
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If you really want to trick people, store a real, actual nuke in there
No one will ever suspect
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Just follow this tutorial:
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Hell yeah, a classic!
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Makes sense. Most streamers are reactionaries whose whole playbook is "say the wildest thing possible, as loud as possible" so that their voices rise above the rest.
Also streamers pretend that their perspective = the majority when it's objectively not. No one else's job is to play COD.
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Who was even supposed to be the villain of Deadpool & Wolverine?
Cassandra N and Paradox had paper thin motivations. You could argue the villain was Disney, I guess?
But the movie obviously didn't criticize its benefactor (beyond the flaccid non critiques of their failing multiverse).
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How does Corden even get work after the whole plane incident with his wife and child?
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I've tried to finish FO:3 half a dozen times, I just get super bored after the 3 dog mission.
The world just feels super lifeless compared to New Vegas and the side quests paled in comparison as well.
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Brings need meaning to the phrase "he doesn't want that smoke"
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Uni has become the turkey dinner
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W I D E
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I'll forever love Twin Peaks simply for its loving depiction of Denise.
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Top Secret is definitely in my Top 10. It's hilarious and has some really technically impressive bits.
Case and point: the underwater saloon.
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What about Salt Vampires?
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What champs do you play in League?
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This unironically made me feel sympathy for my brain 🧠. Did this comic unintentionally provide me with a psychological breakthrough?
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Imagine getting dissed so hard that you stopped being a deadbeat?
Like at what point do you realize that it's not even a diss track, it's free therapy.
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Confirmed. As a Canadian I can attest that Toronto is a cultural wasteland.
Its architecture was/is so ugly it was used in the movie Enemy to illustrate the brutalist anonymity of metropolitan living.
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I want the equivalent of "No I Got Them All Cut" but for when people ask visibly pregnant women if they're pregnant
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The Navidson Record feat. Barron Trump
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Sleeping Dogs felt most deserving of a sequel.
Its gameplay and story were both excellent at a time where it felt like you had to accept concessions for one of those to be good.
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Case and point: In "Worst Roommate Ever" the lead investigator is asked by the owner of a home - where they've uncovered multiple corpses - if she can leave to get coffee with a friend
Said investigator proceeds to LET THE SUSPECT GO, and then acts like this was an ingenious escape. 2/2
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In case anyone's craving this vibe.
"The Fall of The House of Usher" and "Citizen Kane" are good depictions of this.
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Riker is the most progressive horndog in the delta quadrant.
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Now I can't stop hearing Laslo pronouncing Trek things in his voice.
"The Kling-ohns really know how to partaay"