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looking back, AOL had it right. 30 hours of internet per month was the right amount.

No one dominates the radio charts at trampoline parks like Charlie Puth

My 5yo daughter: Afraid of the "Fancy Nancy" episode where Nancy yells Also my 5yo daughter: unflinchingly watching a YouTube video of a 54 year old man in full Ursala makeup giving a Tamagotchi tutorial as he takes a bath in slime

The 1980’s:

Planet earth u are under arrest

Bad news, Radiohead fans. The band has finally revealed what country “The National Anthem” is the national anthem of: Loserville

RT if you hate this dog and think it’s time he was “taken to the farm”! 💪💪👏👏

My job as a dad on a snow day is to look out the window every half hour and and say "it's still coming down" and get no response from any family member.

A truly incredible piece of journalism. Kudos to the post for having it first

Surrendering 22 points in 18 minutes to Mr. Beast in the NBA All Star Celebrity Game. I just can't keep him in front of me, and after a reverse finish he hits me with a too-small gesture while doing one of his awful open-mouth YouTube smiles. I look in the stands and see my parents booing me.

[watching the pilot of entourage] i don't get it...they just kinda hang out all day and smoke weed and have sex? that's what this show is?? [sixteen episodes in] if mandy moore fucks up vince's aquaman movie I will straight up k*ll myself