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I need to be alone with my thoughts and voodoo dolls of the entire Spurs board. Please respect my privacy and thirst for vengeance at this time #COYS

submitted 13 hours ago • 1 comment

So on SSN they are talking about the criteria for a Knighthood ( Beckham). 1. Top of sport 2. Given back to community 3. Helping with charitable works. I WiLL SHOUT THIS KEVIN SINFIELD KEVIN SINFIELD KEVIN SINFIELD

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

Ah man I need to get to bed but this...this is a lot of fun.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

This is just a ruse to get us all back on X isn't it.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

A lot of the replies here are people I thought we all already knew were weapons-grade cunts. I mean, Walliams? Come on, read the brief.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Wordle 1,445 6/6 ⬜⬜⬜🟨⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟨🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Nick of time, but absolutely not having that as a word. Poor show.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

It occurs to me that if the Beeb REALLY wanted to make some money, they'd combine the two strongest pillars of British soft power and make a Dr Who/Warhammer 40k crossover happen. It would be horrific, but the money would be ridiculous.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Cerys just apologised for the language in this after the track but for the life of me if she hadn't said something I wouldn't have known.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

lastpoetstanding.blogspot.com/2025/06/a-wa... a rare bit on the #poetry blog, a walking poem, complete with misunderstandings from my ohone

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

He's not wrong, la.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This. Fucking. Bangs.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments