mattfallaize.bsky.social
Chef/Patron, The Kicking Donkey. Writes a bit.
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Turns out Steve Perryman had negative juju all along.
No, no, I don't feel good even saying that as a joke.
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If I've learned nothing else in my life it's that people bloody love a whinge.
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I've got a joke about niche but it's not for everyone.
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Genuinely think FB's worse. There are more people on it, and it's just a swamp now.
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The Somerset fan in me always wells up a bit to see Roelof go okay.
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I actually have it on as a special this week, selling very nicely. I do do a more than decent burger as well though.
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Hahahahaha amazing, he's not gonna shag you, Adam lad.
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Sweet and spice=yes please.
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God yes. Can't stand the things. I like brioche, but it has no business going anywhere near a burger, for me.
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If he's angry with the press but they don't agree: Frank incensed, Ali Gold de-myrrhs
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This is excellent news.
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Not gone in yet, feeling some trepidation now.
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It doesn't bear thinking about. Likewise the stupid-ass situations got into while enjoying said invulnerability. Genuinely amazing.
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The older I get the happier I am that I got absolutely ruined on things back when I could bounce out of bed in the morning. Time well spent.
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I strongly question the idea of one dollar per tomato, given that a five kilo box cost me about eight quid yesterday.
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Even leaving political, moral and ethical arguments aside, The Troubles were a logistics nightmare for the British state. The thought of provoking anything like that in a nation where everyone's already got a gun....yeesh
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I suspect they're itching for it, but I don't think they have the faintest idea of what crossing this particular Rubicon actually *means*. It'll take decades to sort this shit out.
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Speaking as a UK resident, can confirm that deploying troops against citizens is generally a recipe for absolute fucking disaster.
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Oh mate.
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They're waiting to hang it off a picture of a celebrity Mum and her very-definitely-underage daughter in matching bikinis. "Is it Ozempic? Or stopping eating avocados?"
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Fluke a win in the Super Cup, win the League Cup by mistake. FA Cup 3rd round defeat to someone like Brighton. Finish 9th. Two trophy season, Frank sacked.
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This is a very cheering thread, however, I hope the board don't read it, as with all these players Frank will improve they'll decide we don't need to sign anyone.
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They are, always enjoyed that they stand at either end of Hope Street.
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Soz, awful band.
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They even missed out the bit about him being the "lyrical Jesse James".
I've long held the worst lyrics to be Razorlight: "I met a girl, she asked me my name, I told her what it was".
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It's art. It's an act of creation without utility beyond its own existence. All sport is art.
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I find this strain of discourse baffling. What, you actively want me to go and deal with twats? What the fuck for? I don't owe them anything.
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It's always the ones that you totally knew it would be because they're clearly creepy motherfuckers with a God complex. Jared to find religion and "learn lessons" in 3...2....
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Haha, a very salient point! Even more disastrous.
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FLAVA'S FALAFEL!
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Yes, that Scottish by-election that everyone said they would win was apparently a triumph for coming third, and it's a disaster for Labour that they held a seat everyone said they would lose.
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Lincolnshire. It's always bloody Lincolnshire. Which is a shame, cos Lincoln's lovely.
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I have room in my heart for most of the Spurs family.
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I was doing this long before Birchall swanned in.
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I've got an old-school pate one somewhere with a step by step guide to killing eels.
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2006 called, they want their arguments about national cuisines back.
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I have room in my heart for both. Tbh, most fry-ups are poor. Except when I make them. Then they are unparalleled.
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Haha, no, it's still a bit raw. Really liked the bloke. But whoever comes in I'll get behind them too.
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Is Naseby an option?
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Any conversation involving De Zerbi proves that we are a deeply silly football club.
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All formats. Absurd that he hasn't been.