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Fixed it. #AFL #AFLSwansHawks #foxfooty

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(Audio on for added LOTR majesty)

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These had absolutely no right being nice! They made me question the very fundamentals of existence… as they were pleasantly tangy. And existence is rarely pleasantly tangy… especially in an existence where fruit flavoured chips exist.

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All for the crime of vanity. The fat controller was fucking biblically evil.

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Your incredibly official 2024 AFLW Premiership Poster for the North Melbourne Kangaroos.

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Pretty happy with my Baldur’s Gate name.

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(Reads in David Attenborough voice) Here we see a man trying to catch the ever elusive Malvern Park trout

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Have you ever wondered what Dr Pepper mixed with sunscreen tastes like? Then wonder no more!

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Here’s some celebs pretending to care about AFL. My favourite is Madonna’s kid.

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An order I made for Sinners Pizza, Macleod.

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What I do to pass the time when my internet is down:

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The opposite version of this game comes with a complimentary voucher from protective services.

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An assortment of mulleted Jagr’s.

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Sir Ian McKellen dressed as a Viking riding a rocket powered dinosaur in space.

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From when I briefly wanted to start my own AFL9’s team.

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Curse you choking children! Because of you, there is no surprise, only laughably simple Kinder disappointment.

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British aggression at its very worst.

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Taken from my experimental student film, Les Vitamines.

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Thats a last caption on a Friday job right there, broh.

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