matthewgaler.bsky.social
ššš Award winning writer/musician/artist
FACT CHECK: The award was for Most Determined player for the under 12 Magpies.
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This would make for a lovely greeting card.
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I must have made my X-it before the fake blue checks were forced to poop at the top of comments. Seems like a strange feature, but then i wouldnāt put it past Elon.
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Yāknow, sometimes, Zachary Montgomery Ruane, I donāt think you take this whole social media thing seriously at all.
(I assume your middle name is Montgomery).
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Yāknowā¦ Iām not sure I can imagine Uncle Fester saying this.
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Have you tried thinking about bridges? Because thereās, like, so many of them.
Theyāre all over the place really.
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Iām sorry Santa. I didnāt mean to fat shame you. Iām just jealous that I donāt look as good in a snazzy red velvet suit as you do. No one does. You saucy minx!
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Iāll grant you that maybe, just maybe, Robbie Williams does care a bit about the blues.
But I think Iāve seen Snoop in three different guernseys so Iām doubting heās big on the Gold Cazizzle Suns.
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Someone has been sitting on that headline for a while. Shame heās not being replaced by Brendan Bolton.
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Muppet Lord Of The Rings.
Pepe for Gollum.
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This is the way of the world now, isnāt it? Like The Bear winning best comedy Emmyās. Somebody throw a custard pie for cliffs sake!
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Tomorrow everything will be very squiggly.
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But a stripping politician cares too much and loves everybody.
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Thats an insult to all well endowed turtles.
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Donāt forget a āComplete And Utter Steaming Bastardās Worth of Daurian Jackdawsā.
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Look at this thing! Sure the planet is on fire and weāve doomed children to fighting a war against the nazi robot dinosaurs, but kids can have this now! Rich kids though, admittedly ā¦
youtu.be/DOm7LWtbrLM?...
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So by your cool letter mathematics, a DJ Jazzy Jeff Pez dispenser would be about as cool as the letter M?
Checks outā¦
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Iāll wait for Shooty Shoot starring Gummo Hemsworth (the last forgotten Hemsworth).
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Pfftā¦ P is cooler than J? Tell that to Jazzy Jeff and his inferior counterpart Pazzy Peff.
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I got sea sick during Master & Commander, The Far Side Of The World, despite the lack of sea inside Fountain Gate cinema.
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I think you missed one. (He was a car all along).
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So sheās an 11?
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Like this guy. Apparently he made Millie and Ollieās life a fucking nightmare. Right arrogant prick, that Syd.
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Apparently, out of all the chips, Burger Rings take the longest time to burn. That is my fun chip factā¦ though no good fact ever starts with the word apparently.
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And sandwiches. Sandwiches are pretty glorious.